Somebody put a lot of time into this: http://www.astrotheme.com/astrology/Howard_Stern Excerpts: "Psychologically speaking, your nature is introverted and cold, totally controlled and phlegmatic, at least regarding the image you project invariably. You seem unemotional and austere." "in love, you may feel less interested than the other Zodiacal signs because you repress your feelings and you practice so much self-control. You want to keep situations under full control, in all circumstances, although love is the only area where progress requires a laid-back attitude, where it is necessary to give in order to receive, all things which are difficult for you. Therefore, you are alone for a long part of your life until you meet with the love of your life, to whom you will be faithful and attached, beyond reproach." "If you do not get what you want, the danger is that you may seek refuge in cynicism and that you isolate yourself." "you find it hard to show what you feel, or you simply consider that it belongs to you and must not be exposed." "You are attached to your affective and material security. You tend to be jealous and possessive and, although your nature is quite slow, you may be short-tempered and aggressive when you feel threatened."