Howard Stern's Biggest Whoppers

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  1. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Considering he lies just about every aspect of his personal and professional life, and now that we know that he has from the get-go, selecting from his biggest, most egregious, self-serving and/or absurd lies should be low-hanging fruit (pardon the play on words).

    I'll start off with the inclusive generic one:

    "I'm the most honest man in show business"

    Any others jump to mind?
     
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    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

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    When the FCC was holding up the merger between Sirius and XM, Howard would go on rants about how a merger would be good for the subscriber and that..."I don't have anything to gain from a merger."

    Beat that one!
     
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    I HAVE to tell the audience everything about me....
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    "My wife is so amazing, Robin."
     
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    everything about his hair...

    never had plastic surgery (even when called on it numerous times) until finally admitting some of it in 2006

    notebooks full of ideas

    be easier to make a list of what he HASNT lied about
     
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    Beth doesnt want to be famous.
     
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    "My wife doesn't want to be famous. She has her own money."
     
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    I was watching tv the other day something I rarely do and a denture commercial came on. the dude said people with dentures have a bad habit of using toothpicks.Howard used toothpicks all the time if I remember right Funny shit
     
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    Lena dumham is beautiful that's a whopper
     
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    "So my wife comes downstairs and I start to tell her how just out of the blue I was just thinking about how I regretted how badly I treated Robin William in an interview and I was thinking of calling him. Beth said, 'I just saw on TV that Robin Williams committed suicide'."

    "Just days before Robin Williams committed suicide, I was speaking with my therapist about how I regretted treating Robin Williams so bad in an interview."
     
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    We all went into town to go bowling.
     
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    Beth turned down a Playboy shoot
     
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    My wife buys $25.00 dresses.....
     
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    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    Hahahahaha. ..at the clearance rack at Filene's. That's a dandy.
     
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    "I banged my wife last night."
     
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    "Dancing with the Stars has been hounding Beth to compete."

    "They call Beth all the time to get her on 'Real Housewives'."
     
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    I have never done anything to harm another person's career.
     
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    No more Commercials Robin!
     
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    Speaking of Beth, some of her whoppers:

    "They (Mom Caves, Spoiled Rotten Pets) were always supposed to be one season series. There was never any plans to make them go on past season one."



    "Where's Howard? I haven't seen him in ten minutes. I miss him."



    "Howard is sexier than Brad Pitt... In his own way."



    "Honey, that ball went really far! I got it on video."



    "Hey, where did Justin's (Theroux) tattoos go?!?"

    "Beth, that is your husband."
     
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    we had meetings and have great things coming