Howard Stern's long list of lies (aledgedly)

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by itsawig, Jul 28, 2014.

  1. itsawig

    itsawig Well-Known Member

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    I'll start it off with my 2 favorites. Please add to this list
    1) Saying he had no financial gain in a merger of sirius and xm, Then during a marble grab lawsuit his contract is shown to have a built in merger bonus.
    2) "I din't have a nose job" even though it was apparent to everyone including Stevie Wonder
     
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    There is so many lies now it might be easier to list what isn't a lie.
     
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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    Beth doesnt want to be famous.
     
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    "Some fridays"
     
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    Yoko is fluent in 4 languages
     
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    I will have to compile a list, but one thing I noticed is that whenever Howard lies about things like ratings and listeners he always says things like "they tell me" or "they say". Who are "they"?
     
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    itsawig Well-Known Member

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    The voices in his head . They are real pranksters! They also tell stern68, mlaw, and brutal master that dog shit is high in nutrients and vitamins.
     
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    "Those two idiots Opie and Anthony, when Satellite was after me, both companies XM and Sirius came to me and they said: These guys want jobs with us. We Want you, if it means having to give you up we would never hire them. "I told them both the same thing, both companies-I SAID I DONT DO THAT TO PEOPLE"[​IMG]
     
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    this morning....Chin implant? I didn't get a chin implant!
     
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    She may be. Just so happens English is not one of them.
     
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    OMG, the man does a morning entertainment radio program, news flash Jerry Seinfeld didn't really live in a small apartment and eat in a diner with his three friends every day.
     
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    Jerry didn't constantly tell the audience that he is the most honest man around, either. I'm sorry stern68, but it sounds like you suffer from battered wife syndrome.
     
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    His wife was a European high fashion model (in between posing in tandem for $19.95 frocks, fatty lingerie, industrial insulation and salon hair styles - and then giving it up to do little other than sharing a NY apartment with a leaky roof ).
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Next you'll want us to believe that you don't take it up the ass for pay.
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    And Howard isn't the man portrayed in Private Parts either.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    That he's hetero...:coffee:
     
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    Howard being a heterosexual is probably the biggest whopper he's ever told.
     
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    O&A smashing the Wig so bad on his lies he sprinted to the boss's office to silence them:

     
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    OMG, Allison to our knowledge did not cheat on Howard and ruin their marriage, yet you keep saying she did. Where's your evidence?
     
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