Howard Stern's One Magic spell

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  1. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    So while Howard is in New Orleans he stumbles into a Voodoo shop. The Voodoo Priestess says I can conjure up only one magic spell for you:

    1. I can make you young again and the most handsome man, with the largest penis, and thick luscious hair for life but you will always be unsuccesful and penniless however you will live a long life of constant happiness.

    2- I can guarantee you will win your lawsuit against Sirius but you will have to come out of the closet and remove your wig and you will always be the laughing stock of America.

    3. I can make you America's sweetheart. The most popular celebrity, everything you touch is a success but Beth will become pregnant via IVF treatments and give birth to a set of octuplets and you have to be a very hands on father and have a long miserable home life.

    What does he choose?

    Ok as you can see it is Friday night and I am bored as hell. Have a good weekend everyone :)
     
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    ^he fucks David Blaine in the ass.
     
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    #2 ^he wants his marbles
     
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    3rd choice is too good. :\