Howard Stern's sex life

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HowardsNeckFlap, Aug 2, 2013.

  1. HowardsNeckFlap

    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    "Beth doesn't like foreplay. She likes to get straight down to business. Isn't that great, robin?"
     
  2. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Hahaha did he say that?

    She's like, "shit let's just get this over with please!" :snicker:
     
  3. DisturbedOne

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    She's not in love with him , doesn't find him attractive, no wonder she's not into Pelican foreplay.
     
  4. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

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    it's ok, beth cums instantly.
     
  5. rotten

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    He was telling a guest the other day how women only do things like blow you and different positions until you get married. Its pretty easy to tell when hes projecting himself on others situations and stories.
     
  6. knu3421

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    Rosy palm

    Beth is gone 99.9% of the time.
     
  7. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I think it goes sometihing like this - original creator unknown:


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  8. rotten

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    Howard would love this
     
  9. Pembroke36

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    Looks like a young Obama
     
  10. rotten

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    Can I make that my avatar?
     
  11. Quite Frankly

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    "(Giving) oral is degrading for women, and it's icky- and by "it" I mean that weird white stuff that comes out"

    -- The Amazing Beth Ostrosky-Stern or whatever her name is
     
  12. BethSucks

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    sure. It's from SFsN when I used to copy the shops from SFN that I knew would get taken down I tried to credit all the creators but this one slipped through the cracks
     
  13. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    She say that? She wouldn't blow young guys if she wasn't with Howard?? C'mon.

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    Beth give me oral. OH MY GOD YES BABY!
     
  14. Pembroke36

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    Her huge teeth and lack of control of her face would make oral too dangerous.

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    Women don't like penetration. It's annoying to them, Robin
     
  16. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    I remember when he said that to some celebrity shrink who was in the studio. The shrink said it sounded like he had intimacy issues and Howard got flustered and quickly changed the subject.
     
  17. ZevonFan

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    His "intimacy issues" have to do with wanting men and thinking that girls are icky. Even when he had a real wife who loved him, he used a Pocket Rocket on her. She probably had to shame him into that. Alison was smart to get out of Dodge and marry a real heterosexual. Both Howchie and Beff are sickening and pathetic. imho.
     
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    Lol, those sandals make laugh. I imagine every man who has ever been cuckholded has probably worn those sandals.
     
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    Howard insists that women want nothing to do with cock. They all think it's grosse.
     
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    After they come for Rae, the authorities should swing by and pick up that shrink. He's the one who planted the "blowjobs are degrading" seed, or agreed with/echoed it, instead of smacking that cuckold pussy to his senses.

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