Howard Stern's teeth explain life and evolving.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Stinkfist, Jul 31, 2014.

  1. Stinkfist

    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    A thirty minute ramble where his teeth are much more entertaining than the vapid musings of what life means to him.
     
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    Leaflock Active Member Banned User

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    I can see why HowardTV went out of business.
     
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    His delusions were already in full force then.
    Within the first 2 minutes he provides these classics speaking of his show evolving:
    1) I've always tried to just give you me honestly.
    2) If I sense my audience is done with me I will leave.

    Two statements that couldn't be further from the truth.
     
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    I lasted 40 seconds.

    I despise him and now my blood is boiling. That wig looks ridiculous on someone with such an old, saggy face.

    And im so happy to know that man who makes $100 million a year is happy where he is professionally. Scumbag.

    Fuck you, Howard.
     
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    Howard has a face for radio.
     
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    The way to watch it is without the sound on. Chiclets dancing in the night.
     
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    wow that's a good one :hat:
     
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    "Howard, as a disc jockey you stink"
     
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    Yuck. What a vomit.
     
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    Well, at least Robin took his advice. She evolved into the Jabba the Hut.
     
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    Darting Eyes= Lying through his deformed teeth.
     
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    Amaaaaazing how asshole has evolved compliments of his bahrain hooker..
    He's everything he's ever made fun of..He's got the completely talentless skank wife/hubby moooooose stomping the way..
    What a mistake that was...he probably spent more than 7 mill just hiding he/she's lying tracks .
    Now he's got the more than ridiculous too dark wig selections and mouth full of the worst dentures ever.
    All the people he made fun of are now good buds cause the moooose wants to be legitimate...

    Can you just imagine what's said about those two idiots as soon as they leave any function...and the balls to show up
    un invited...that's the pittsburgh moose not having any cuth..oh I forgot it's finishing school was a 6 week course at Montgomery Wards...
    Graduation is a catwalk event....

    My sister is a wig/extension expert...she's done pammy...remember when pam used to walk around mussing her hair all the time...
    She was trying to hide the tracks of her extensions...things have really changed...Howard is wearing several wig pieces on top...
    He probably has bought a ton of hair and owns all types of pieces....wouldn't be surprised if he also has a little tattoo work on the scalp

    Big ol phony just like the moooose....the funniest part is WE CAN SEE THEM...Moooose you are not a modoe or modoe type...give it up..
    I got 3 word for you pittsburgh .....jawline mouth and feet....that's why you don't work...they are all out of proportion...and then the tits and the eye...
    You never did anything

    MOOOOSE has fake everything from tits to tan. Howard has fake everything from hair to dentures.
    I'd like to blame it for destroying the best show ever...but wiggy let scott...so fuck them both

    God I would have love to hear martha stewart apologize to her party for mooose/wig crashing her party...how very pittsburgh..

    f-mutt mpc_moose.gif
     
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    and Fuck You, Mutt.


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    i love how you still end each post with a "f-mutt".
     
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    I have come to believe that HTV was killed on purpose with no plan to ever broadcast the radio show again, as the chin/teeth/hair jokes got more frequent. A wig, camera angles, hiding behind a mic constantly, That's a lot of shit to keep together at 6am.
     
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    Amazing how boring and uninteresting he is with out some one handing him lines. Not one laugh in that entire boring dissertation. Glad I bailed out when I did, should have been sooner, though.