Howard Sterns Ugly Face... is it the Chicken Or the Egg?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Which is it???

    Does Howard truly see himself like this (Body dysmorphic disorder (BDD, also body dysmorphia, dysmorphic syndrome; originally dysmorphophobia) is a type of mental illness, a somatoform disorder, wherein the affected person is concerned with body image, manifested as excessive concern about and preoccupation with a perceived defect of their physical features)

    OR

    Does he think his fans are so stupid that he can fool them into thinking he looks like this ridiculous picture that he STILL has on his twitter page??


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  2. Bye You!

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    I think Howard KNOWS he's ugly, but sometimes thinks he's good looking. does that make any sense at all?

    Like, he grew up with that hideous face, and being told he's ugly his whole life, and rightly so. Yet he always said he thought he has nice eyes. (he doesn't, IMO)

    NOW, he has his toofuses "fixed", nose done a coupla times, fat sucked out of his neck, adams-apple-ectomy, etc...and i think sometimes when he looks at himself in the mirror, he thinks he sees a handsome man.

    Until he sees someone who is not hideously deformed.

    So when he took that pic, he looked at only Beth and himself. I doubt Brad Pitt was hanging out at the house. So he thinks he looks good while taking and shopping it.

    Then he turns on the TV or steps foot out of the house, and reality sets in.
     
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    I could write that book in three words.

    here ya go:

    LIE

    CHEAT

    STEAL
     
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    Cock & Marbles

    :yay:
     
  6. chapped

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    Think Howard would read this and say

    What do you do for a living??
     
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    No, but Gary would. :D

    but don't you agree?
     
  8. chapped

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    yes i agree 100%
     
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    ‚Äčis that a baby face on that ring?
     
  10. AGT Blows

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    That's very astute. Makes a lot of sense.
     
  11. Bogi

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    he has the hands of a 15 year old girl.
     
  12. Mike in Houston

    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery. VIP

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    What a hawrible photoshopper. He's :shit:
     
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    Howard is so ugly. He has to tie sugar cubes and carrots around his neck to get Beth to play with him.

    Howard is so ugly. He has to wear an Ironman helmet to get Ralph to bang him.