howard talking like hes a gangstah badass

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by R.P. McMurphy, Jun 11, 2014.

  1. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...fuck off howard youre not shooting anybody for stepping on your property and neither are any "police officers" you hire to guard your paranoid ass. let me tell you something genius when youre number is up its up whether its a prowler a limo crash a private plane crash or a crazy mexican in cabo thats looking for a turkey dinner. nobody is going to shoot and kill someone to protect you even if its on your order or in your honor. you sound paranoid howard. "i asked ralph if i should have taken my jacket off while i was dancing on agt i forgot about wearing the vest"....shoot yourself howard before a disgruntled security guard cant take another minute of your bullshit. oh wait i just realised it will have to be beth to give the order to kill, shes running everything. dance monkey dance.
     
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    Howard ran away when Beth got spit on. If someone breaks into his mansion, he would just shit his pants.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...he obviously has a panic room in his houses and apartment, thats where he will be, panicking not shooting anybody. his security team didnt even stop the bum from spitting on his working girl the police had to find the guy. the security team was probably scrambling to find howards wet wipes.
     
  4. BethSucks

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    "I was just going to say that", no way that pussy doesn't have a panic room and if Beth doesn't get there fast enough she'll be on her own.
     
  5. OV

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    If threatenedr, anyone doubt he'd not think twice about pulling a "Lester Nygaard" ?
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    Because they live in different parts of the mansion, I bet they have his and hers panic rooms.
     
  8. Lou Skunt

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    That old queen is so fearful that he will die before he spends all his money. :cwl:

    You can sense the fear in him. That old nigga has something to live for. He will run and hide at the first sign of danger, but if backed into a corner, he would probably scratch, claw, and bite his way to safety.
     
  9. Chibbs

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    When he comes out with tough talk all anyone does is laugh at him.

    The truth is, Howard can't wait to have some Pool Parties with that faggola Brian Singer.
     
  10. Wesmantooth

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    this is what would happen to wiggy as soon as he pulled his pop gun on anyone :jj:

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    yes lets talk about how tough wigward got w that bum who spit on his moose. first thing he did was run off to get the police not after the guy
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...did you hear that rant this morning during the sandra bullock discussion? he sounds like hes just so fucking frustrated. his bitch is driving him crazy and his shrink has him convinced its not her its him. the shrink is just leaving out the 'dump that bitch part' because thats one of the things the wig has to figure out for himself. hes not jerking himself off to babysitter porn hes mentally masterbaiting himself into thinking hes going to leave behind some artwork ala john lennon. he reminds me of captain queeg.

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  13. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...do you think howard has a holster on the side of his squatty potty so he can keep his gun with him at all times? he sounds like hes ready to rumble.
     
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    You think the 10 million dollar "closet" in the new Florida home is a closet? Fuck no! It's a panic room.
     
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    maybe they can put in a catapult to launch moosies shoes at an interloper
     
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    Exactly. Mr. Tough Guy had a chance to prove how brave he is and he ran away like a little girl. Coward!
     
  17. HooHoo

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    The reality is if someone slapped Howard hard enough he'd cry.
     
  18. Pigsaw

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    Are you kidding? If backed into a corner, Howard would curl up into a ball on the floor in a puddle of urine.
     
  19. Nemo

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    Howard is having a 10 million dollar closet renovation at Xanadu....
    .....which is code for new fortified safe room and the latest state of the art security..... upgrade.

    :gangtrash:
     
  20. StantheMan

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    Howard is a bitch