Stern Show Howard talks to his flowers

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  1. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    On today's show he declared he hates flowers because they make him sad and he sits by them and talks to them.

    Wtf?!
     
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    OneBallBelz Well-Known Member

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    You mean Jennifer Flowers. I understand.
     
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    Hahahaha:artiejj:

    And at what point does he painted them a watercolor portrait?
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    He talks to the flowers more than he talks to his own daughters. It's called being evolved.
     
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    I heard a lot of the show today because i was driving a lot and kept flipping to it--------he really did say this. He can't stand when people send him flowers because he feels bad for them (the flowers) and ends up talking to them. I couldn't believe what he was saying.
     
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    SOSB

    Same Old Stern Bullshit
     
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    he's trying to be all artsy and stuff....but its all bullshit scam, like always.

    And the only idiots who fall for this crap are people like Mark McGraph, Jimmy Kimeml or Julian Barbaery
     
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    I suggest we send him dozens and dozens of flowers.
     
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    His next hobby will be basket weaving at the institution.
     
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    ...he talks to seals too. :grad:
     
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    I bet the flowers are a more tolerable conversation than talking to Beef
     
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    I loved to talk to one of his pay checks.
     
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    Old man issues
     
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    And a horse too.
     
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    He also talks to Squatty Potty and to his own shit. That apartment turns into Pee-Wee's Playhouse when Beth's away.
     
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    Fuck Julian!
     
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    Therapy 4 times a week for years, that's the least of his problems
     
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    So is it funny that the Beefus was gloating about how many pictures of flowers Howard has drawn for her?
     
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