Howard talks to JD..Howard forgets that he is fugly and a millionaire

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    So Howard did an entire segment about JDs 'love life'

    Total radio bit but its funny listening to Howard talk to JD like Howard was Brad Pitt..

    He went on about chicks and the friend zone...


    Reminder to Howard... Beth wouldn't even let you into her friend zone had it not been for the fact that he is famous and a millionaire...

    JD is doomed once the show is over..

    that is all
     
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    JD needs to capitalize on his "fame" now. At the very least, he should find a normal girl with a good job who will be able to help support him when he has to work a much shittier job after Howard leaves. Things can get real bad, real quick for JD if Howard cuts off his staff right away and nobody gives him a job right away. I think it will be a quick, sad and depressing spiral downward. It's hard to imagine him as living much more than a sack pack standard, government assisted poor living.
     
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    Under the doom jd is
     
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    I agree. Anyone on that show who's struggling is failing to capitalize on a huge asset. The fame they have makes them able to pull chicks and even get preferential treatment when it comes to making some cash. Stuttering John made a lot of money from stock broker fans calling up and giving him tips. Idiots who murder their parents have all sorts of nutty women falling in love with them while they're in jail for the rest of their lives. One would think that anyone part of such a famous radio show would at least have dumb chicks like that.
     
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    It doesn't matter what any man looks like when he's worth $500M+. Howard's bank account is his "Brad Pitt" face.
     
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    Stuttering John might be the exact opposite of JD in terms of being proactive and a hustler. I don't know. I don't care. Whatever. That's the JD life motto.

    Even his fascination with web cam sites could have been capitalized. It would be incredibly easy for a major cam site to brand their site under JD's name and pay him a fee based on volume which he would help drive with promotion from the show. Maybe that would rock the boat too much with Howard, but the dude needs to do something. He has a good fan following that seem to genuinely like JD more than any other show member.
     
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    Being a millionaire makes you forget you are ugly, I bet he doesn't think he looks bad in the mirror, but when he sees pictures of himself it brings him back to reality.
     
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    jd's fame might give him a charity fuck from Natalie Maines
     
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    I love when Howard & golddigging cunts say "Oh she got a chance to see my personality, its good to make a women laugh".

    I just dont know what to say to that comment actually, it's just so delusional... out of touch... Im starting to agree with Jimmy Kimmel about marrying a women you could get in highschool. His new wife is basically that. Jerry Seinfeld's wife is basically that. Anything over that your married to a phoney cunt - basically.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    JD Harmeyer:

    Looks 2.0
    Personality 2.0
    Intelligence 4.0
    Charm 0.5
    Character 1.5
    Grooming 2.0
    Social Skills 0.5
    Career 3.5
    Realism 0.0

    This is what the problem is. (Scale of 10, not 100, even though it seems like it at times.)
     
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  12. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Dark times ahead for the chubby chinaman.
     
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    I think jd will just move in with his brother in florida and work at best buy. Which is probably the same net pay he his pulling from the hss. I like to dream that when howard retires he secretly gives jd like $500 000 but that's far from reality.
     
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    Fixed... i totally agree with the rest....if the bits we hear about how picky he is are not a put on... dude is going to hang himself when the HSS ends once reality slaps him in the face
     
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    Even Ronnie manages to get chicks from the show...not 10s but still. There's no reason to work at the HSS for low pay if you're not going to hustle your fame. Maybe not a nationally respected brand, but there are a ton of local/regional companies who hire minor celebs for marketing.
     
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    You're being a bit generous
     
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    "Try to be a person" - advice to JD from bob saget

    Lol!! That's some pretty sound advice from a guy who just met JD 40 seconds ago.
     
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    YOu lost me at "it's funny"
     
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    JD gets his fair share of girls, he's a real private person regarding females and will not go into detail but he's getting his....Wiggo wants him to have a girlfriend but fck that, JD is single, doesn't make a ton of dough, fck spening money on dates, gifts, movies etc....
     
  20. chapped

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    wrong choice words.. my bad.. should have said... its fucking gay listening to Howard talk