Stern Show Howard tells the story of Beth's new kittens Samson and Delilah

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    • bethosternPart 1. Volume up. Howard talks about Samson & Delilah.
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    • melissam10022Good pitch, Howard. Can't imagine these two being separated.
    • bethosternPart 2. Howard continues to discuss Samson & Delilah. Volume up
     
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    I would rename them Frick and Frack
     
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    Howard isn't Pussy Whipped, it goes way beyond that.
     
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    :ufacepalm:
     
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    The new office of Marci Turk / Damn Dirty Ape
     
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    I think that was just a rumor, wasn't it?
     
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    :facepalm::blabla: #samsonandelilaharenotblindtheirmomwashitbyacarandtheywerefoundnursingtheirdyingmom #mypurpose
     
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    I know Beth cheated on all her boyfriends, can't wait for it to happen with Howard. Pelican Manor will be pussy free.
     
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    What a faggot. I love pets & love my dog to death. But this hypocritical fucking scum bag in the old days used to bitch about what a pain in the ass the family dog was. How the dog used to pester him when he was in the basement. Retire and make cats your life's mission asshole. If it is that important stop being so selfish and worrying about building "an image or career." You have the financial luxury to do so.....or spend time with you daughter's who obviously are not close to you.:punch:
     
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    :splat::pray:
     
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    I think Howard got his dick cut off.
     
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    Unfortunately is was the mother cat that got hit by a car and not Beth.
     
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    As Tom leykis says.. time to dump that bitch....
     
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    That story is probably fake too, they've lied about the backstories of all their pets.
     
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    Photoshopped to the max >>>

     
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    She litrully has no nose in that picture
     
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    The only way Howard can get Beth to spend any time with him at all is to buy into the kitten scam. She clearly prefers them over her "husband" and chooses to spend most of her time with them. It's the same reason he took up photography, buying into Beth's fantasy about being a model allowed him to follow her around with a camera instead of being ignored. Now that Beth has discovered selfies she no longer needs his photography skills, so pretending to be interested in the kittens is the only way Wiggy can avoid spending all of his time alone.
     
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