Stern Show Howard: "That's what you do for a stripper!!"

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  1. Rnrgnster

    Rnrgnster Well-Known Member

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    Today when talking about buying/co-signing a car only to get some action.....

    Hmmmm...wonder if Howard ever did that???
     
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    Action took a lot of good men down
     
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    Lines of coke and bottles of booze always do the trick for me!
     
  6. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Naw man, I don't eat dragon. Gold

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    He always ends up telling on himself.
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    He has to pay for sex!!!

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    Like his reaffirmation of his wig coming from his uncle's hair, ogling over foxnews anchor chicks with that idiot he married, dressing in drag pretending its edgey which he may prefer
     
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    The Five Hundred Million Dollar Chump

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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Do you really have to buy a stripper a whole car to get some action ? I would think a couple of Ben Franklins would be enough motivation.
     
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    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    :lol: Great new AV!!!
     
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    beetlejosh Naw man, I don't eat dragon. Gold

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    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

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    Howard's a sucker
     
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    That and a power bottom
     
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    He obviously didn't buy her a Mercedes just to bang her. According to Artie, all sucking and fucking at Scores was on the house.

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    She must have threatened to "out" his hair system, homo-/bi-sexuality, or something equally humiliating to him.
     
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    Posted this in this morning's listening thread:

    In Miss America, Howard fantasizes about fucking Penthouse Pet and stripper Amy Lynn. He writes: “A goddess. Would have me eating out of a dog bowl and doing dumb shit like sending her roses every day. Fuck roses, buying her cars every day.”

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    2001: Six years later, a New York Post Page Six article reports that Howard has bought a stripper a car.

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    On the air, Howard responds to the article: “I wouldn’t buy myself a $60,000 Mercedes-Benz, never mind a stripper!” He adds, “It’s obvious it isn’t a real story because the article doesn’t even mention the woman’s name.”

    2006: Less than five years later, Howard surprises Robin with an extravagant gift. It’s a $100,000 Mercedes-Benz.

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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    :winner:
     
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