Howard the Athlete

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by LawyerLarry, Oct 16, 2015.

  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

    Reputations:
    -57,517
    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2014
    Messages:
    31,412
    Likes Received:
    147,385
    This morning, I was listening to a show from November 2005 when Gilbert came in for the news. Howard asked Gilbert if he could drive a car and he said no. Howard then made fun of Gilbert not being coordinated enough to drive a car and asked "Can you do anything athletic?" So I guess Howard thinks that driving a car is athletic. What a man's man.
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    May 14, 2015
    Messages:
    2,614
    Likes Received:
    9,691
    I loved when Howard challenged that guy at basketball and thought that he'd win just cuz he was tall. Neil somebody? Anyone? He talked so much smack and was crushed. I only heard audio but I bet he looked ridiculous. He's so awkward and just NOT an athlete clearly but likes to talk big lol

    Edited to add- when it was all said and done and Howard was made to look like a pussy, he tried to make the guy out to be this crazy competitive asshole. When Howard was just as nutty at the beginning. Such a sore loser
     
  3. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

    Reputations:
    8,637
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    6,153
    Likes Received:
    15,664
    Golf is not really a sport, but Wiggy hit a 300 yard drive the first time he ever teed up a golf ball!
     
  4. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2010
    Messages:
    9,086
    Likes Received:
    22,488


    Only pics I could find...


    [​IMG]


    [​IMG]
     
  5. Mack29

    Mack29 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    208
    Joined:
    May 14, 2012
    Messages:
    1,497
    Likes Received:
    2,816
    I believe it was Nils Lofgren.
     
  6. Joeyjoejoe

    Joeyjoejoe Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    9,823
    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2012
    Messages:
    5,819
    Likes Received:
    27,494
    Howard the athlete on youtube:
     
  7. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    4,456
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    8,427
    Likes Received:
    10,883
  8. ItsAWholeThing

    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    4,995
    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2012
    Messages:
    6,644
    Likes Received:
    7,737
    Awesome video some one should tweet the twit and show her what an athlete her husband is
     
  9. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,407
    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2012
    Messages:
    11,583
    Likes Received:
    16,555
    Well, he is a fourth degree brown belt in Shodokan karate. I still can't believe people believed that one.
     
  10. EmperorsNewCaps

    EmperorsNewCaps Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    12,184
    Likes Received:
    15,792
    I love all the macho posturing.

    Like when he threatens somebody and is like "I'M GONNA SHOVE THAT FUCKING CAMERA UP HIS ASS."

    Tough guy Howie. With his carry conceal, strap a nine to his side when he ride.
     
    Tracy likes this.
  11. EmperorsNewCaps

    EmperorsNewCaps Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    12,184
    Likes Received:
    15,792
    IF I SEE THAT FUCKING IMUS I'M GONNA KNOCK HIS TEETH IN.

    "so i ran into Imus the other day.. yeah, shook his hand, said hello"
     
  12. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    11,599
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    14,322
    Likes Received:
    42,837
    He puts the G in gunky.
     
    RONNIE THE CLAW and Rockside7 like this.
  13. Onehourphoto

    Onehourphoto Maverick Gold

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    May 12, 2012
    Messages:
    1,303
    Likes Received:
    1,627
    Who is the Gilbert person that you speak of?
     
  14. EmperorsNewCaps

    EmperorsNewCaps Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    12,184
    Likes Received:
    15,792
    Real men love cats.
     
  15. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

    Reputations:
    -57,517
    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2014
    Messages:
    31,412
    Likes Received:
    147,385
    I've pointed out before that he used to always threaten to punch people "in the head". If he had ever actually punched somebody in the head, he would know that it would hurt his hand worse than the person's head.
     
  16. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

    Reputations:
    10,593
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    3,507
    Likes Received:
    11,145
    Wasn't it Neils Lofgren from Dire Straights?
     
    RONNIE THE CLAW and Tracy like this.
  17. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    6,866
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    12,985
    Likes Received:
    25,425
    "Howard" and "athlete" in the same phrase ... live long enough and you'll see everything.
     
    RONNIE THE CLAW likes this.
  18. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    723
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2012
    Messages:
    19,756
    Likes Received:
    10,966
    he moved like an old woman even back then
     
    RONNIE THE CLAW, Tracy and Rockside7 like this.
  19. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    723
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2012
    Messages:
    19,756
    Likes Received:
    10,966
    days of scalpage
     
  20. Honkey Donkey

    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 9, 2014
    Messages:
    9,668
    Likes Received:
    19,649
    Who is the Wig kidding ? He couldn't drive from his apartment to the McGraw Hill building . He is full of shit .
     
    funnymoney and SalsMasterShake like this.