Howard the Athlete

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    This morning, I was listening to a show from November 2005 when Gilbert came in for the news. Howard asked Gilbert if he could drive a car and he said no. Howard then made fun of Gilbert not being coordinated enough to drive a car and asked "Can you do anything athletic?" So I guess Howard thinks that driving a car is athletic. What a man's man.
     
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    I loved when Howard challenged that guy at basketball and thought that he'd win just cuz he was tall. Neil somebody? Anyone? He talked so much smack and was crushed. I only heard audio but I bet he looked ridiculous. He's so awkward and just NOT an athlete clearly but likes to talk big lol

    Edited to add- when it was all said and done and Howard was made to look like a pussy, he tried to make the guy out to be this crazy competitive asshole. When Howard was just as nutty at the beginning. Such a sore loser
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Golf is not really a sport, but Wiggy hit a 300 yard drive the first time he ever teed up a golf ball!
     
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  5. Mack29

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    I believe it was Nils Lofgren.
     
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    Howard the athlete on youtube:
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    Awesome video some one should tweet the twit and show her what an athlete her husband is
     
  9. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Well, he is a fourth degree brown belt in Shodokan karate. I still can't believe people believed that one.
     
  10. EmperorsNewCaps

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    I love all the macho posturing.

    Like when he threatens somebody and is like "I'M GONNA SHOVE THAT FUCKING CAMERA UP HIS ASS."

    Tough guy Howie. With his carry conceal, strap a nine to his side when he ride.
     
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    IF I SEE THAT FUCKING IMUS I'M GONNA KNOCK HIS TEETH IN.

    "so i ran into Imus the other day.. yeah, shook his hand, said hello"
     
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    He puts the G in gunky.
     
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    Who is the Gilbert person that you speak of?
     
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    Real men love cats.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I've pointed out before that he used to always threaten to punch people "in the head". If he had ever actually punched somebody in the head, he would know that it would hurt his hand worse than the person's head.
     
  16. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    Wasn't it Neils Lofgren from Dire Straights?
     
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    "Howard" and "athlete" in the same phrase ... live long enough and you'll see everything.
     
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    he moved like an old woman even back then
     
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    days of scalpage
     
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    Who is the Wig kidding ? He couldn't drive from his apartment to the McGraw Hill building . He is full of shit .
     
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