Howard The Douche Signs Off For The Christmas Break...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dexterdog, Dec 13, 2012.

  1. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    without so much as a "Happy Holidays" to whatever loyal audience he has left. I guess the fucker takes us all for granted and assumes that a simple Holiday or New Year's wish to those who actually pay for Sirius to listen to him is unnecessary.At times I get the feeling that he has zero social skills and is unable to create any "intimacy" with his audience. He comes in, performs, fucks off and goes home. Repeat three times a week. I truly feel that he's only in it for the money now and all that bullshit about worrying about what his staff will do should he retire is total crap. He doesn't really care about the people who work for him and he cares about his listeners even less.End of rant. And oh, one more thing. Howard, I DO hope you and your horse-faced wife have a Happy Holiday and a prosperous New Year...
     
  2. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    If he said Happy Holidays that would be an admission that the show isn't going to be live until next year.
     
  3. Kamie

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    You beat me to it
     
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    Wiggy wants everyone to tune in next week to see if he is there live. Once they find out he's not live, he assumes they'll stick around for the repeat crap programming they put on.

    He is the Rainman of marketing.
     
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    Further proof that Howard is a complete idiot (not that we needed any more).
     
  6. gridlockd

    gridlockd Well-Known Member

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    Seriously? He didn't say "Happy Holidays?" This is the complaint?
     
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    Howard don't need to create intimacy with his audience. Its not we who are the the retards that have payed Howard almost 1.2 billion so far at Sirius.

    Howard have 70K listeners. He failed at AGT loosing 60% audience THE FIRST SHOW.
    So how the fuck can Howard continue to get work? Simple:

    :oy2:

    The tribe takes care of the tribes.
    There are always idiot Goyish that pay later for the mess.

    How many thousends of Sirius shareholders lost their life savings thanks to Howard?
    Howard took the shares from 7 dollar to 2 cent!
    All thanks to Howard flooding the marked with hundred of millions of free "subscriber bonuses" shares.

    And then Howard had the balls to demand 300+ millions MORE in bonus. For people who can even HEAR him!

    Only
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    thinks that sick.
     
  8. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    And this needs to be a big secret... why? Everyone knew it.
     
  9. dexterdog

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    It is a complaint, albeit a small one.
     
  10. MissKitty

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    I use to get really whipped up over this sort of thing but I have been Stern free for 2 weeks and am happier for it. He use to aggravate me more than make me happy, not any more.
     
  11. gotnolife

    gotnolife Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Are you really that butt-hurt because some self hating douche bag did not wish you Happy Holidays or just trolling?
     
  12. Ruffypup

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    Didn't he throw a Christmas party for a thousand of his closest friends this year ? Oh yeah! The more people at the party the easier it is to avoid true cheers. :dog:
     
  13. Ice Hole

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    I want Howard to tuck me in on Christmas eve and read me The Night Before Christmas.
     
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    I don't think it's too much to ask for Howard to wish his paying audience a happy holiday season. There are morning radio shows around here, completely free, where the host wishes everyone a good day, good weekend, happy holiday, etc. Howard's just too arrogant and snobbish to spread good cheer to anyone who isn't a neighbor in the Hamptons. Fuck him.
     
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    Fuck that....It's Merry Christmas you heathen fuck sticks....................
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    I've never heard nor read it put better.................Thank you!
     
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    As far back as I can recall Howard has never wished anyone a happy holidays see ya next year kinda thing :dontknow:
     
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    No Spider....it's symbolism.
     
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    The show died years ago it will never be live again. Thanks for the memories asshole