Howard the epitome of Pussy Whipped.."I was at the Nail Salon w/ my wife.."

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Are you fuckin' kidding me??? He is an ode Jew, carrying his wife's Burkin bag around..waiting for her to get out of the nail salon..how the Mighty Fall...
     
  2. Vashier

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    no....he is having his nails done too he's not sitting and waiting for shit :hilarious:
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Guys of Dawgsaloon..really...would you get a manicure?? and pedicure???
     
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    He couldn't drag his ass out of the basement to interact with his wife & daughters, but the horse leads him around like a retarded puppy. Sad & pathetic...
     
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    I would but only if it came with a happy ending.
     
  7. IPrankNoOneElse

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    No and no.
     
  8. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    I don't even let my wife clip my nails
     
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    No way.
     
  10. Lou Cypher

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    I'm going to give Beth a pass on this one. Remember when he said he couldn't see to clip his own toenails and he was making Beth do it? If it was a choice between that or dragging him to the nail salon, he's going to the fucking nail salon. :D
     
  11. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    That is creepy...my mother said she clipped my dads nails when he couldn't do it for himself..my parents are in their 70's...
     
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    fuck no!
     
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    That bastid never fails to make me shake my head on a daily basis,even George thinks that's hella gay
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    Exactly. That's sweet. A big gangly baby-man in his 50's with gnarled up toenails who makes you cut them because he's not flexible enough to reach them? Gross. :puke:
     
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    When I go by the nail place in the mall there are about a half dozen asian women working in there. A few are quite cute. I'd go in there and let them love me long time, but I'm not getting any fruity manicure.
     
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    Exactly, my wife only wants to do my toe's because I have neuropathy in both feet and she's afraid I'll get some kind of cut or something and never know it's there. I walked into my kitchen one day and went to the fridge, on my way out I saw all this red shit on the floor. Seems I had stepped on a nail outside and didn't feel the cut it made. There was a helluva lot to mop up too :facepalm: So I get her point. I still don't let her near my nails though :jj:
     
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    He has become someone that is absolutely impossible to relate to...
     
  18. Lou Cypher

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    Oh damn, Vashier, what's that from? Diabetes? The fact that your wife WANTS to cut your nails tells you that she loves you very much! And the fact that you won't let her tells me that you love HER very much! :jj: You're miles ahead of Howard. :)
     
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    shiny buff
     
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