Stern Show Howard the musical "expert" strikes again Part 6,237

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  1. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Ok, so during the news they went through the list of nominees of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. They got to the Cars and he butchered the lyrics of "Just What I Needed". So Fred starts playing the song and Howard starts to talk about the lead singer of the song and talked about how he left music to fuck Paulina Porizkova and how he is uglier than Howard and how he had dinner with him and Paulina. Of course, he never mentioned his name (he was talking about Ric Ocasek).

    But Ocasek didn't sing "Just What I Needed". Benjamin Orr did. And women considered him the hot one from the group.

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    Given that Howard and Robin worked in radio, they know virtually nothing about the tunes during their working years.
     
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    I once saw Paulina and Ric at a dingy blues bar in Portland, Maine, 1995. 4 barstools, could hold 40 people, max. They just blended in. Very cool.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    I jerked off to Joan Jett once
     
  5. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike Gold

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    "I heard, and tell me if I'm wrong... but I heard you wrote Just What I Needed about a big Japanese cock you saw in a men's room in Tokyo. Like, you were lonely on the road and, in a sense, that cock is just what you needed. Tell me about that."
     
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    Howard was on Jay Leno's show years ago and Paulina was the guest after Howard. Paulina mentioned that Howard looks like Ric. He took that as a compliment because he then said she must be attracted to him.

    Speaking of looking like Howard. The one I love is when they had that Howard Stern lookalike on years ago that was almost 70 years old. They interviewed Beth in the hallway and she said the lookalike was not attractive at all. This was after everyone agreed, including Howard, that the guy looked just like him.


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    That's because the lookalike didn't have a wallet-a-like.
     
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    Then there's Fred who only comes off like the musical genius because he's in the room with those two morons. And Gary knows a bunch of useless trivia about the faggiest 80s songs. I remember when Howard said they were going to need to quit playing Stump the Booey because Gary kept losing.
     
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    She is such a dolt. She's focussing on the shorts when asked if the guy looks like Howard.
     
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    :cwl:
     
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    Howard and robin are morons.
    I didn't know Orr sung that song tho.
    I thought it was Ric too
     
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    "That also reminds me of the time I had a beautiful dinner with David Lee Roth and I told him how he sounded so screechy and high toned when he did "Summer Nights". And he looked at me like I was the asshole, Robin.....Robin?"
     
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    The only thing I ever agreed with Wiggy was his love for Leslie West and Mountain. Very heavy, underrated band. And The Beatles of course. Other than that, he's a 15 yr old chick when it comes to music.
     
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    This guy didn't have a billion or so....
     
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    Howard doesn't have enough musical knowledge to pass himself off as DJ.
     
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    Wiggy kept saying Don Hendley the other day... annoying
     
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    I don't get how he can refer to himself as the King of All Media and have completely shit taste in music, movies, and television.
     
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