Howard: "I have always envisioned the guy I'm doing the show for is driving to work. He's a buddy of mine...we're in the locker room and man...we're talking reality. We're not talking politely. We're being honest, we're being real." "The secret to my show is honesty...reality...that I will say the truth." "Bill, there will always be lesbians on this show. I make this vow to you. As long as I'm breathing...there will be lesbians."