Stern Show Howard, the Sybian, & his apparent lack of prowess

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  1. Tracy

    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

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    Listening to a replay today (what else is new) and they had some porn whore on the Sybian and Howard did the thing he so often does once the girl starts to get worked up...
    "Did it happen, did it happen??"

    As a woman it is very apparent to me (by the sounds being made) that it in fact didn't happen yet.

    Usually the woman is just starting to get going. Sure, the intensity is building and you can hear it in her vocal response...but she hasn't climaxed yet. It takes some time from that point to the point of actual orgasm and you will know the difference!

    I realize that a good number of these girls are faking it too. But it's obvious to me that Howard is clueless what an orgasm sounds/looks like.

    It makes me laugh picturing him with Beth or some other disappointed woman saying eagerly "did it happen, did it happen?" LOL (actually in some cases the woman may not be disappointed at all. They're probably happy to have fooled him ) :giggle:

    Is this what his mad tear consisted of?
     
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    The tear was in his ass, and he was mad .power bottom's gonna power bottom
     
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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    his creepy narrating ruined those bits, must have been tough pretending to be in to chicks for so many years when his true love was girthy beercan cockths
     
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    howard has never pleased a women with anything other than his bank account
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...and rosie odonell has a crush on tom cruise.
     
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    Nothing shows how gay Howard is like those Symbian clips. It's obvious he's never gotten a woman off in his life and he tried so hard to be mr ultra-Hetero and it was hilariously forced.

    The man is a homo, plain and simple. But he did give us damn good radio for decades. Then spit on us of course by phoning it in.
     
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    "Did it happen?" during a Sybian segment is the same as "Anything else, Robin?" during the news.
     
  8. Sloppyjoe

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    Robin, I am SOOOOOO heterosexual!!!
     
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    He cant wait to get those icky females out of his studio and back on the real important topic of cock talk
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    You're wrong. Howard's a pussy slayer according to @Chriza









    :jj:
     
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    haha coming from the man who says vagina is gross, hates blwojobs, and works hard to have sex within 2 minutes before his ed meds wear off.
     
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    and loves to wear condoms. he doesn't want gross pussy juice to touch his manass rammer
     
  13. DrivenByDemons

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    Too funny. I used to have this discussion with friends here too and I'm a fucking dude. He'd be like "put it to 5 Gary" then wait like 3 seconds and say "put it to 10, all the way" and ask the girl obsessively if it happened. I hated those segments mostly because I was embarrassed for him.
     
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    The only remotely comical sexual thing on the show was when Gary got squirted on :jj:
     
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    Allison always used a vibrator on herself during intercourse (according to old shows).
     
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    Yeah he was more than happy to tell everyone who would listen to stop licking pussy otherwise they would get cooties. I mean, HPV. I just hope he got a piece of Amy Baxter at least.
     
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    Beth doesn't like foreplay, getting or receiving oral sex, cuddling after sex, kissing. Seems like she's really into him.
     
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    Crank it up Gary, This girl can take it...:duhme:
     
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    Except Allison. It was all a love letter to Allison.
     
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    He's as bad with the Sybian rides as he was during the early musical guests with his constant cheering.
     
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