Howard thinks about the troops EVERY SINGLE DAY

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  1. SiriusDawg

    SiriusDawg New Member

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    He said so today on his show

    When exactly does he do this?

    Before the show? After the show? When Howard is jacking off?

    When?
     
  2. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    When he's slee.. meditating?
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    I'm gonna go with when he's jacking off.
     
  4. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    army [​IMG]
     
  5. exarro

    exarro New Member

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    when he thinks about the soldiers he imagines them nude and oiled up, fully erect ready to "invade".
     
  6. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn Well-Known Member

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    Yup, this is what Howie is thinking about the troops

    :artiejj:
     
  7. Morrisb

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    Troops - The train Beth had. :jj:
     
  8. Afganistand

    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP Gold

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    Second from the right

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  9. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    He's a decorated Vietnam vet, don't forget. You should never make fun of a person's service to the country.
     
  10. Hamburglar

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    Howard is both gay and lazy. With this in mind, everything else makes sense. Beth is a beard. That should pretty well cover it.

    Questions?
     
  11. Morrisb

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    I'm pretty sure he knows a lot about servicing. :jj:

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  12. BenBas

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    Oh yeh..he just THINKS about the troops...at least Artie was WITH THE TROOPS ...risked his life to entertain the troops!!
    at least Howard admitted he could never serve in the military....

    He's like an old OLD Cranky OLD Man who crys at everything :facepalm:.....he's so emotional in his old age....oy vey...
    No wonder Beth sneaks out at night to have some FUN!!!

    I don't get the "Teasing" he does about this liar dude on AGT...just tell us wtf happens to the jerk...
    is he thrown off or not?
    that's all...why all the guessing....
    is it in Howard's AGT contract "do not reveal contestants outcome OR ELSE you don't get paid your 25Million??" :rolleye:

    thank you
    peace & love

     
  13. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    My guess is hes searching militarily beer can cocks on tubegalore.
     
  14. Wonder Trash

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    :secret:Troops is code for cock...Howard thinks about the cock every day.