Howard thinks he could get Heidi and Mel if he was single now

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Howard said he thinks if he was single he would have banged Mel and Heidi by now. Howard said that Heidi wants to come in and meditate with him but he says that it sounds more like she wants to fuck him. He said she hasn't said no to that. Howard said Mel has said he'd probably be her husband if she wasn't married.

    Howard said that Howie wonders why they don't pay attention to him. Howard said he is too nice to the girls.



    :haha::cwl:
     
  2. Rob0729

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    Well, Heidi is in debted to Howard now that he revived her career by getting the producers to move her Snapple cup from in front of her breasts and making her wear low cut tops. Why wouldn't she want to sleep with Howard for that?
     
  3. Nemo

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    Stern pleading with the AGT whores to show more tits and ass!
    "I told the producers to move the Snapple cup so we can see Heidi's tits!"

    Where is NOW on this?
    Women need to show tits and ASS...who gives a shit what they say.....right Robin?
     
  4. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Stern gay raping Mandel constantly.....how is that not bullying-the-gay?
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...so now we know why the ratings have been low. heidis tits to save the day! gee howard youre a media genius!
     
  6. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    He could definitely get them.....


    to throw up at the thought of it!
     
  7. Samurai

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    If Mel or Heidi said anything remotely close to this, it's just because they are humoring you Howard.

    If my wife looked at me straight-faced and said she told the anorexic elderly queen she works with that should would marry him if she were single, it would be a contest to see which of us cracked up laughing first.
     
  8. HowieStearn

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    not a chance

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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Things Unhappily Married Men Say for $500, Alex.
     
  10. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Howard took a random call from a dude that said he was so fucking hot on AGT last week!
    :lol:

    Howard fake sick during the vacation means he had some work done.
     
  11. Butcher

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    maybe he got a chin tuck
     
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    the stern show has followed roughly the same path as reality TV: it was fun and honest in the beginning, now it's the equivalent of a guy banging a pot on his head with a wooden spoon. Enjoy
     
  13. GaryPuppet

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    "Robin I have so many hobbies that I want to be perfect at, I spend so much time working on improving
    I got sick over the weekend. I just want to get to the news and get home."


    :gay:
     
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    he needs to axe heidi when the next project runway starts up.

    i'm not getting any younger here. :mad:
     
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    he really thinks he is hot .......he really truly does. he has completely lost his mind. and as far as the girls ignoring howie.... unless every single photo, every promo and every show clip is the exact opposite of reality once the cameras go off than it certainly seems that wiggy is the ignored lepper of the cast.
     
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    Seal's taken out hundreds of years of oppression on Heidi's holes. Stern couldn't keep her from laughing at his boney ass.
     
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    I hope Heidi responds to the comments the wig made today about her. Maybe black spice too.
     
  18. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...me too. nbc should clear up whats going on there too because it makes them look like theyre pandering. agt is so insufferable men arent going to tune in to see heidis tits anyway.
     
  19. Rob0729

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    Doesn't Howard realize Heidi has supermodel and Project Runway money and Mel B has Spice Girl money on top of their AGT money. Both have careers on their own. Why would they want Howard?
     
  20. Anfkid

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    where ya gonna tuck those things? they're huge. prolly in his mouth. something calorie free to suck on while the bus boys are getting immigration sorted out.