Howard said he thinks if he was single he would have banged Mel and Heidi by now. Howard said that Heidi wants to come in and meditate with him but he says that it sounds more like she wants to fuck him. He said she hasn't said no to that. Howard said Mel has said he'd probably be her husband if she wasn't married. Howard said that Howie wonders why they don't pay attention to him. Howard said he is too nice to the girls.