Howard thinks kids should drink tap water with their pizza!

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Sorry but screw that. He's a goddamned Communist.
     
  2. HowieStearn

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    I think they should drink beer. so we're even. :up:
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    What about a nice glass of cabernet?
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member VIP

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    Tap water? Maybe in New York tap water is ok tasting, but in most of america tap water taste like shit!
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    What about San Pellegrino?
     
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    with a twist of lemon pls.
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I haven't read all through your thread yet. How are you?...My mother in law gave up dialysis after doing it for a week. She's going to die really soon. It's terrible.
     
  8. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard thinks everyone should adopt his miserable portion controlled eating habits. If he can't enjoy food he thinks no one should.
     
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    i understand why she gave it up. it's hell. and i mean that in the strongest possible way you can imagine hell. im feeling fine for the most part. i stay up beat as much as i can. i have my down days but in a few years this will be over but i cant imagine going thru this again in 20 years when my new kidney gives out. then ill have to get listed again.. im NOT doing this again.

    im sorry for your mom n' law. :(
     
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    This madness is spreading like wildfire.
     
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    OMFG :puke:
     
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    Did Howard ever spent any time with his kids or their friends? If he did he would know a Pizza party is always a hit with the little ones.
     
  13. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    He is right, sugared and high fructose corn syrup drinks are poison.
     
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    That's just a wives tale.

    Diet sodas are the real poison out there.
     
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    You have the right not to drink them.
     
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    In Howard's eyes giving kids a pizza party and serving soft drinks is equivalent to giving the kids cigarettes and making them smoke.
     
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    whoa, whoa.....................is this dawgsaloon or some sort of wood-paneled gentlemen's club study?

    boy, you know how to cheer a guy up! :facepalm:

    but there's no arguing with the results!

    :surprised:

    "scrawny yet flabby" is the new loves-black-cock

    Artie would say that Howard is four less almonds away from a young Brad Pitt.
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I thank you for your response. The rest of her side of the family wants to force her into dialysis so it's been really difficult.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I know, I'm sorry. I have been reading threads at websites like "ihatedialysis.com." There are actual websites devoted to how much people hate it. ANyway...
     
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    :jj:

    i promise you i was funny in other threads