Howard thinks that vagina's gross

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    on todays show


    Caller ... then she starts sucking me I get hard again

    Howard... she sucks your dick after you were in her vagina?

    Caller ...absolutely

    Howard....do you wear a rubber?

    Caller..I had a vasectomy

    Howard ewwww ...I don't advocate that

    Caller...... she loves it

    Howard.. Imagine that ... all those juices over his penis

    Howard... does she shit after you fuck ?

    Caller .... she has a problem with that, she only shits once every 10 days

    Howard.. she's a lady.. that's called being a lady
     
  2. gd9tsd9tas9sa9

    gd9tsd9tas9sa9 New Member Banned User

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    hes such a homo
     
  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    his disgust for all things that are female leave zero doubt that at this point
     
  4. gd9tsd9tas9sa9

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    yeah , its way beyond humor or funny , he is queer or at least Bisexual , maybe that's what his therapy is about most likely ,

    he might come out when Ben and Rae die
     
  5. Maddysmom

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    He said "Eww " to the feeling with sex without a rubber? He might be asexual, seriously I'm beginning to doubt he is gay. That is one of the most bizarre things I've heard a grown man say about sex. If he isn't asexual perhaps this is what it looks like when Wiggy has "sex".

    [video=youtube_share;zS0srpFJl2o]http://youtu.be/zS0srpFJl2o[/video]
     
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  6. harlock

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    he needs a cock!
     
  7. Bethstampon

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    "All those juices...FEH!"
     
  8. Kool

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    good indication what goes on in his bedroom and in his past, that act is something I think is a normal act that evrybody did or does.....disgusting??
     
  9. BethSucks

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    Immediately with the "rubber" bullshit too. I really think in his delusional mind that he believes that people with long term partners all use condoms.
     
  10. Pigsaw

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    I think Howard refuses to accept that he's gay. He's constantly trying to convince himself and others that he's not.
     
  11. BeerCanThick

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    I thought NOT using condoms is one of the only benefits to being in a long term relationship or marriage. Why would anybody continue to use condoms after 10 years of marriage
    unless it is an open one and the spouses have genuine concern over catching some sort STD? Even so, to "ewww" raw sex when it is so clearly better than condom-sex for both
    partners is so bizarre to me. He has to be a homosexual, right?
     
  12. Mugsy

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    He's a cuckold.
     
  13. Mr Vengeance

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    Sounds like the caller was trolling Howie with the "only shits every ten days" thing. Would have been better if he said, "she never shits, like Beth".
     
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    True enough but he's still a self denying rump wrangler.:gayhand:
     
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    All true, I know if I whipped out a box of condoms with my wife she'd immediately think I'd been fucking around.
     
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    Excellent point but the true question is:
    "Does Nacho use condoms".....
     
  17. PI Nate

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    Thats just him projecting again...:coffee:

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    Because they married a conniving Goldigger? :dontknow:
     
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    Can it even be said with 100% certainty that Big Bird still has the ability to get hard?
     
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