Howard to be Family-Oriented TV Pitchman?

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  1. ehsfriend

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    I just took a monthly consumer survey I do for Tivo and a bunch of the questions were about family oriented shows and who would be a good family oriented product pitch-person in TV ads.

    Guess who they asked about. I wonder if Buchwald is so convinced by the "success" of AGT that he's prepping Howard to be a pitchman for kids toys?

    WTF!?! If this happens, I am done w the show. Unreal...

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    It would drive Pluggy crazy if his co-worker(Mandel) won this.
     
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    "Hi! Howard Stern here for OxiClean."
     
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    He's never been slimed at a Nickalodean Awards Show. Until he agrees to that all else means nothing. Thank you.
     
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    Do you know how hard it is to get slime out of a wig? :nooo:
     
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    i absolutely LOVE the character Raymond Reddington, but a family oriented pitchman? :rofl: he's a psychopathic cold-blooded killer!

    still, he's better than Howard Stern.
     
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    I would vote for none of the above
     
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    i learned long ago: if Howard advocates it, I must avoid it like the plague. I wish he would promote McDonalds, Burger King, french fries, candy, and the Democratic Party.
     
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    Hi, this is Howard Stern for Shoe-dini.
     
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    What company would be dumb enough to have Wiggy as their pitchman?
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...squatty potty, ashley madison, freshballs, shittens. you get the idea.
     
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    maybe Schmuckers' Jams and Jellies. Its not like they could get a worse name on their adverts than Schmuckers
     
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    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    "Kids need a hip relatable guy to tell them all about cock, Robin."
     
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    That's for sure.
     
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    He can try and rebrand all he wants. But he will always be the hideously ugly man who was famous for saying the N word, wanting to skull fuck dead djs dads, and throwing salami on strippers asses.

    Give it up. Go back to the non PC formula that actually worked, and worked great.

    His "evolution" as he and Gar like to call it, is just to copy Imus.
     
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    And the chemicals in that slime, Robin. I mean What IS that?!
     
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    How many drunks have stood outside of THAT store late at nite and had intimate conversations with the dummies, I wonder.
     
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