Howard to Caller today: "Beth and I have never had sexy anywhere but the bedroom"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Caller wanted to know if he ever got road head or if they pulled off the road to fuck.
    Or if they do it in his office while Beth pretends to be his naughty secretary.

    "No, Beth isn't into that kinda thing. We just do it in the bedroom. In fact I got some last night."



    Sounds like a marriage made in Heaven doesn't it?
     
  2. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    They keep the strap-on in the bedroom.
     
  3. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    " Bedroom "

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  4. HorsetoothBeth

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    Ralph fucked him hard and bloody in the turd-cutter last night.
     
  5. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Not even in the shower. Yet you know Beth has been getting dicked down in restrooms across NYC every other night.
     
  6. reno

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    Nacho likes to do it in Howard's bedroom.
     
  7. HorseFanNetwork

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    she's being fucked everywhere else.
     
  8. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Some one is fucking her hard and that man does not wear a wig or ooze estrogen.
     
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    this is the fake story :grad:
     
  10. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Do you really think it gets bloody anymore? Or is it calloused over from years of abuse?
     
  11. sloth22

    sloth22 Active Member

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    He's in his apartment Sunday nights, she's in the Hamptons. Even when she's coming into the show.

    So, yeah, bullshit.
     
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I was gonna post something, but then I saw calloused asshole and thought,"I like where this thread is headed."
     
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    I bet Howie hasn't gotten any of that mangina in well over a year.
     
  14. SillyOldMan

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    Even if they were actually into having sex with each other, how could they have impromptu sex anywhere other than the bedroom if Howard has to gingerly waddle his way to grab a condom stored under lock and key?

    That's a pretty huge mood breaker. Let's assume that Beth doesn't find Howard repulsive and came onto Howard in another part of the house. They wouldn't be able to have sex until Howard made his way to his safe to retrieve his condoms.
     
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    With that evil grin beffo has, you know she's hittin' it somewhere!
     
  16. luvsimpsons

    luvsimpsons Well-Known Member

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    He actually referred to it as "had sexy"? What a douche
     
  17. Daemon

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    Sounds like a lame euphemism you'd hear on a Dating Game show.
     
  18. markluke

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    If they did indeed have sex she must have needed a new $25,000 handbag or something similar. Note though that he says "he got some last night", not "we had sex last night". It's Howard's famous "un-lie" where he says a statement he wants you to believe. His "got some last night" could be dinner, dessert or dick.
     
  19. Rob0729

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    I heard that call. Sounded like a planted call to build up Beth. All the caller did was talk about how beautiful Beth is and how it must be hard for Howard to keep his hands off of her.
     
  20. bznick

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    Didn't Howard tell a story on air a bunch of years ago about having sex in the back of his limo??