Howard to JD: "Why have ketchup, mayo & white bread on your ham sandwich"?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    "And a bag of potato chips as well? Youve put on a ton of weight in just the last two months bro"

    "Dont you have any discipline?"




    Fuck, i want to punch him in his ugly jew face like he would if someone spit on Beth.
     
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    i can understand the mayo....but ketchup???????
     
  3. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    I think by now we know what a fucking crazy manorexic asshole Howturd is and how he berates other people's eating habits. Shit, JD probably can't AFFORD to eat healthy foods.
     
  4. Kool

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    I believe everybody is different and can eat whatever the fck they want.:umunch:
     
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    I have to agree ketchup with fucking ham?

    Mustard plus mayo is clearly the move
     
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    you're obviously not evolved. :fil:
     
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    JD has always been a punching bag you weirdo.
     
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    HEY! GP is OUR weirdo. :behave:
     
  9. Kool

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    JD could've giving the Wig a nice zinger but evrybody on the show is:shitbricks:
     
  10. Cygnus X1

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    Nah, he's just lazy.
    You can buy frozen vegetables 10 bags for $10 at any grocery store. And some chicken breasts, even frozen is better than that crap he eats.
    So for $20 the kid can eat really healthy for a week. For $20 a day he eats mcdonalds and other shit.
    I don't buy that poor people can't eat healthy bullshit. It just involves some effort, both mental and physical to plan out your sustinence.
     
  11. Rob0729

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    Howard is a reformed fat junk food eater. They are the worst. Howard admitted that when he lived in Detriots, he would get a bucket of KFC and sit in his hotel room. Now he looks down on everyone who doesn't eat as healthy as him.
     
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    Because he wants to you wig wearing, dick nosed, cock sucking faggot
     
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    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Exactly.

    Base on pictures I've seen JD is an overweight slob but that's simply a result of the fact that all he can afford is fast food
     
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    True but living in NYC oing to the grocery store is a real pain in the ass. Also JD's tight living quarters probably makes storing food and cooking meals a pain in the ass
     
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    Everything must be done on Howard's time. Howard used to be a fat mess, but once hes in shape everyone should be. When he was fat, you werent a real man unless you ate. Him and Robin are about 5000 on the narcissism scale.
     
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    J.D. needs to get this shirt

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    what do you expect from a narcissistic anorexic?
     
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    Fixed that for you! :hat:
     
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    "I think hamburger helper is just fine by itself."
     
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    this is correct however its not very pc, cant be a victim with this logic so you are a racist.