Howard to Marky Mark: "How do you put on 40lbs of muscle?"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    "I eat 10 times a day, take supplements, protein powder and I work out."




    Wonder if Howie learned anything from this?
    Or will he stick to his fish and 6 almonds a day and wonder why he looks like an old queen?
     
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    Didn't he evolve past muscles? :dontknow:

    The guy is fucking 60 years old and more vapid than when he was in his 20s. He's turned into an aging old yenta.
     
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    protein powder :quote:
     
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    So basically the exact same line of questioning as the last three marky mark appearances

    Let me guess what else "the temptation in Hollywood must be so hurrr durrr"
     
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    Mark whalberg. :drool:
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    It made me laugh when Howard was telling Mark about asking Paul McCartney for an autograph and being denied, Mark said...

    "He gave you the brush off? I like that!"

    :haha:
     
  7. Rob0729

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    The guy has a personal trainer. Why not ask him? I work out with a trainer and I give him goals that I want and he devises a workout that best suits those needs.

    From what we know about Howard, it seems he does way more cardio than lifting. You aren't going to gain a lot of muscle if your workouts are mostly jogging with some workouts.
     
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    Add to that the fact that he's starving; I'm willing to bet he's eating less than 1000 calories a day and burning way over that. At this point he's losing muscle ('cause there's no fat left to burn). Marky, on the other hand, is a real meat-eating, weightlifting Man.
     
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    Howard prefers the liquid.
     
  10. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    Howard has a trainer too, I remember his past ones and he always got mad at them when they pushed him to work hard at the gym his current trainer is the one that tells him to just run, and not even listen to music while working out.
     
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    Yeah, I have been trying to add muscle mass recently and all I am eating is protein. I eat a ton of nuts (which Howard thinks is really bad for you) along with a bunch of meat products like tuna, chicken, eggs, etc. I don't eat a lot of red meat though. I have gained three lbs of muscle and lost 10 lbs of fat in three weeks doing it this way.
     
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    If you have listened to Howard for a while you will notice that his obsession with eating healthy, running, working out, and bitching about his flab started after he met Beth. I don't know many men that don't care about their looks and body in their 20s, 30s, and 40s, but once they hit their 50s they are obsessed.

    He knows that he and Beth look like and odd pair. The guy used to always talk about how he loved to Bar-B-Que and his Beer Can Chicken recipe. Now only a month ago he talked about how he wanted an egg-white wrap for his lunch everyday. Remember last year when he went off on Beth because she took a photo close to her tv show co-star Jarod? Howard is beyond insecure and being a half a billionaire hasn't cured it.
     
  13. tHISisKiSSeL

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    howard would go into a sobbing tailspin if he put on anything more than 5lbs.
     
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    EXACTLY. Howard's too old to build any muscle that would dramatically change his physique. Plus HE WOULD HAVE TO EAT SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT.
     
  15. Woof

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    Don't worry about what he claims he eats,and what he doesn't............He is an old 'ectomorph'(lean,thin shoulder) who doesn't do one thing with his training.......GO HARD,Intensity is NOT a part of his training.He wouldn't even know what H.I.I.T stands for.
     
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    Howard, why didn't you ask him about his beer can sized cock.
     
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    Howard needs this to be 'tweeted' to him.
     
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    Hope this pisses him off like the other tweets I sent him.
     
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    All big Hollywood stars uses Human Growth Hormone (and Rap stars and all athletes where money is involved)
    + most of the men uses testosterone.

    HGH is a wonderdrug making people 10-20 years younger. The problem is the price.
    But like Stallone said: Someday HGH will me a medicine for everyone accepted by the doctors/insurance/government who foots the bills.