Howard to Sal: "Why dont u think about other guys wanting your wife while ur banging"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    "That way you wont go soft"


    Sal: "How the fuck is thinking about other guys fucking my wife gonna keep me hard?"


    :facepalm:
     
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    Howard and his gay cuckold fantasies. :facepalm:
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    More cock talk, just indirectly.
     
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    so Howard is sharing his bedroom secrets with Sal now?
     
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    Beth must love knowing her husband has to think of "other guys wanting her" in order to stay hard.
     
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    YOU, Garypuppet, are the high priest of all revelations and twitter assaults on the boards. I choose to believe this was said by Wiggy. I only hope Arm takes note of it and adds it to the growing (sorry) cock shout-out collection he's putting together.
     
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    At this point, I have serious doubts that Howard's penis (what there is of it) has been anywhere near Beth's vagina (what there is of it).:gay:
     
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    Stern most certainly DID say this, and it was fucking ridiculous. Big surprise.
     
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    Earlier in the show he said he doesn't like when a girl touches his balls.:spingay:
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Yep. So long as she remains the trophy wife in his mind, that's how that relationship works.
     
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    I doubt 'hover hand' Howie has been in the same bed with Beth in the last five years.
     
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    that pretty much confirms that Howard is with Beth because of the way he thinks others will view him with her on his arm
     
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    Howard has to think about Beth with another dude because Howard can't get hard without picturing a big cock.
     
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    :haha:
     
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    does anyone believe that howard's little friend didnt complete the digital manipulation act when they were kids?


    the only place howard ran was to the fridge for some mayonnaise for lube.
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    This should be framed and sold in the Sirius gift shop.
     
  20. AlPachinosBaby

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    So I can now conclude that Beth thinks of Nacho, Money, or being famous and Howard thinks of Ralph during sex...