Howard tops "beer can thick"

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    Credit, NEMO:

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    Can he be any more gay? :facepalm:
     
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    He made mention of not tweeting like the other AGT judges do because he feels the tweets should be witty. Is this what he considers witty, obsessing over another man's ejaculation.
     
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    Howard doesn't have a Y chromosome in his entire body. He's going to go to his grave believing that no one thinks he's gay.
     
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    No he really can't. He is a flaming Rip Torn faag!
     
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    It looks like cock is becoming the focal point of Howard's thought process. This is a guy who claims that he gets hard thinking about all the men who want to fuck Beth.
     
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    Wheres the jokes?
     
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    [video=youtube_share;uGbS49DqgAE]http://youtu.be/uGbS49DqgAE[/video]
     
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    He is too afraid of hurting the "wrong" celeberty's feelings
    He too concerned about insulting or upsetting the "wrong" group or demographic
    Without a competent writer he's doesn't have particularly good one liners

    Therefore Howard's only "shocking" trick left is to act gay. Hense he sits on Matt Laurer's lap and kissess him, obsesses over everything gay during his show, and announces to the world that he can't wait to go to agt because thoughts of men cumming is clogging his brain
     
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    Him complaining that it's such hard work to twitter because people expect funny or witty is really just exposing himself as not funny or witty, actual witty people don't have that complaint because it just comes occurs to them as naturally as breathing.



    Its like someone that made a career getting other people to paint for him and being a decent master of ceremonies showcasing it like the work were his own, until the day comes that someone hands him a brush and canvas and says okay now YOU paint something, let's see you actually do it. "Oh I don't paint unless someone's paying me, why should I work for free, besides, Im late for a meeting"

    I loved when Seinfeld was taken aback when Howard said he was doing a form of standup in doing the radio show "Wait you do standup here? Really. Are you doing it right now?".
     
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    How about just blatantly ripping off the entirety of Ellen's schtick? He's taken so much of her act, that he should be convicted of identity theft!
     
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    damn...it'll come out one day, he's giving too many clues these days.:sgay:
     
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    Ripping off Ellen, or Don Rickles? The more nervous and insecure he gets the more be seems to attempt hiding in a kind of sclerotic Rickles parody, case in point making a buffoon of himself on Fallon and putting everything down .. The problem is Howard doesnt have any snark creds, not anymore, so the bad Rickles insult-comedy schtick falls flat.

    Wiggy looks as dumb trying to do Rickles as carrot top screaming like Sam Kinnison.
     
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    who even gives a fuck anymore?

    Seriously?

    You people still listen and get aggravated by this faggot jew?

     
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    Settle down Felty, take a deep breath, exhale through your nose... Picture a little round basket in your mind... Now picture that same basket filled with furry kittens... Now picture those furry little kittens scratching and chewing the horns off the Jew devil's head.

    Feeling better?
     
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    Dur hur hur hur!
     
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    Well, we're laughing at how bad he's gotten. More entertainment value.
     
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    He needs to go to a tranny doctor and get that gross adams apple taken down a few notches.

    Looks like they put the part of his nose that they took off down there.
     
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