Howard Trying To Excuse Being A Shitty Father

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    See Marksfriggin quote from the Dan Rather interview. There's a big difference between a guy doing real news on assignment and a guy doing a local (to him) morning radio show featuring fart jokes and lesbians. Howard was home every night and chose to spend the time in his basement with Ralph and his fish rather than engaging in family life, Rather was in a different location from his family.



    From MarksFriggin:

    Howard asked Dan if something had to give in his life and if he was the best father he could be. Dan said no. He said that he has no regrets in life but he could have been a better father. He said that his wife might disagree though. He said he was home only 31 days a year when he was covering the civil rights movement. Howard said that's what a guy has to do sometimes
     
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    fag Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You're reaching a little there. We know Howard was a shit father, cause he's a shit person.
     
  3. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Howard comparing himself with a reporter that was on the road all the time?

    :spit:
     
  4. Douchebag 007

    Douchebag 007 New Member

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    howard was busy getting covere in Ralphs jizz in the basement - Rather was covering the civil right movement

    it's a close analogy
     
  5. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Everything in Wiggy's life is a bold face lie. He even lied about the move to sirius, how he met Beth and most recently that the birthday bash was for the fans. I think the reason why he goes to therapy so much is to organize his lies and for help on how to cover his lies with other lies.
     
  6. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    he sounded like such a fckn Diva in his AGT trailer, the old man needs everybody to be quiet so he can nap...
     
  7. gilaet

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    I cringed listening to this.
    The whole world revolves around Howard.
    Even when it comes to his kids.

    [video=youtube;p0XFf1gh6aA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0XFf1gh6aA[/video]

    [video=youtube;p-n7q2gAZgE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-n7q2gAZgE[/video]
     
  8. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Yup. Howard trying to lie to himself and whoever so that he feels better about his decision.
     
  9. Pooh bear

    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's amazing how much he makes any interview about him!
     
  10. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    BIG difference...a top reporter covering the front lines, putting his life on the line to report what is going on in the world (a dad you could be proud of....)
    and
    ignoring his family just to spank it on the basement :rolleye:
     
  11. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Wiggy would have loved to cover the civil rights movement. The thought of all the big, black cock makes him drool.
     
  12. isabella

    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    another difference is that dan rather stayed married to the woman who bore his children and didn't go running after strippers and whores.

    howard has no excuse for being a lousy husband and father.
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    still nothing beats whenever Robin chimes in with parenting advice.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    :giggle: and her marriage advice...:rolleye:
     
  15. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

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    or diet advice.....or health advice.......or any advice
     
  16. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    She could give advice on....wait I'm trying to think of something...:rolleye:
     
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    Fixed.
     
  18. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    hey hey hey

    one joke at a time pal!
     
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    :hug:
     
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    That fat Jemima needs to sit on a cuke and vegify herself.