Howard turns 60 in 2 weeks.. what will Beth buy him with HIS money?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I am going to go out on a limb and say that they fucked drunk on this vacation and this will be his gift...


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    if not that .. she will let him watch as the Knicks Fuck Her raw
     
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    Nachos
     
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    I can't believe he's only 60, dude's looked 60 since the Channel 9 show.
     
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    they are going to have the cutest Down Syndrome baby ever!

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    A giant neon "WELCOME TO PITTSBURGH" sign. "HOME OF THE BEAUTIFUL BETH OSTROSKY STERN"
     
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    A walker or a grey wig that fits his age? :dontknow:
     
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    Every time the kid sees a toilet brush he'll yell "Da Da!"
     
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    cuz nothign say class like neon



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    A bag of dildos

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    howard will be the proudest 80 year old at his kids high school graduation..... so what if it will take the kid a few extra years
     
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    This song on iTunes. :coffee:

    [video=youtube;5aAbOgdbTbM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aAbOgdbTbM[/video]
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Drunken vacation sex is about as good as it gets for married people sex. So Your post brings up an interesting question. We know Howard keeps his condoms under lock and key at home. So what does he do for vacation trips? Does he bring his own condoms in a travel sized lockbox? He can't just throw some condoms in with his toiletries because he would fear beth tampering with them. I just find the picture of Howard traveling with and then pulling out a condom safe to be funny.

    He'll, do they even have sex at this point anymore? Scratch everything I asked, lol.
     
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    Found a paparazzi pic of Howard and Beth having sex in Mexico.
     
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    Knowing Beths intelligence level it'll be another macaroni picture this year.
     
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    A 6ft by 6ft painting or picture of her for his Florida home office (if he doesn't have one already)
     
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    I'm already having second thoughts.... A custom-made life size sex doll designed to resemble Ralph. Guaranteed.
     
  19. chapped

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    I have spent been to Cabo a zillion times and fuck it is like Disneyland for drunk fucking....

    Its all people do there... should out to the Pink Kitty Club :yes:

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    Guarantee that Beth and Howard got wasted more than once
     
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    I bet Howard is having an emotional crisis about turning 60.