Stern Show Howard turns down another "great movie role"

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    Robin said she was wondering why no one ever picked up on him doing another movie. Howard said he was offered one recently and it would be a big movie but he turned it down. Howard said he almost did it. He said he was going to do a crew cut kind of look too. He said he was talking to the director and writer about it. He said the part would have been interesting.

    He said he was hanging out at home and painting and then he thought about it. He said Beth told him to think about how he was having so much fun hanging out and she was right. Howard said he can't do it. Howard said he hasn't actually seen the script though. He said he might change his mind. Howard said it's a whole thing. Howard said if he does it he'll give them as many days as they need. Robin said he might have to give up a day to do that stuff like a Thursday. Howard said he can't do Thursday. He said he can do Friday.
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    he was offered the role of the Terminator in the Terminator remake.
     
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    Setting the stage for the explanation of the new Wig. I cut it for the movie but liked the look so much, I kept it.
     
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    But turned down the movie
     
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    He was offered the lead role in The Ryan White movie. The kid that died from AIDS.
     
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    Robin said he might have to give up a day to do that stuff like a Thursday. Howard said he can't do Thursday. He said he can do Friday.

    :haha:
     
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    No one is looking for him to do a movie. Besides, he's too busy painting kittens. :jumping:
     
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    And, as usual, no specifics are given so no one can check out his story.
     
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    Legend in and of his own mind.
     
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    He's retarded at this point. How many times has he done this speech? He was offered a great movie, but he turned it down. It would be a big movie and interesting role, but he turned it down. And he always works in something about how he was going to cut his hair (he was going to shave it one time). Now he's actually using sitting around painting flowers as his excuse for not taking the role, because he just enjoys it so much. As if he couldn't go back to doing that while he's not filming this big movie role.

    So many things goin on here. He wants to convince people he's being offered big roles. He is either lying, telling an old story or the movie/role was not even close to a big deal. Then he has to work in the "I was gonna shave my head" thing, but he never actually does. He likes to talk about his hair as if it were a real thing and he could cut it if he wanted. And now, he's trying to convince us he loves his life of sitting around a cat den painting stupid flowers. So much, that he's turning down big movie roles. Get the fuck outta here. Don't be stupid, ya moron.

    I wish someone would put him in a movie. His wooden, awkward gunky ass would be harrible.
     
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    We have the TAPES Robin. WE HAVE THE TAPES!
     
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    It sounds like the conversation was more about creating a wig exit strategy than making anyone really think that someone wants to put him on the big screen.

    Nothing would make him happier in life than finally being 'system' free.
     
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    The only way he'd turn down any movie would be if the money wasn't good enough or he had to travel someplace outside the 48 states.
     
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    I agree. If there is any truth to this, he didn't turn it down. They just wouldn't meet his ridiculous diva demands. If anything, it was probably some blip role in an Apatow or Abrams movie and a deal couldn't be reached because he demanded 7 million and the production moved to his lawn.
     
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    Taking a movie role that requires a crew cut is a perfect excuse to drop the wig and let it shine and put all this wigdiculousness in his rearview.
     
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    Probably a Star Wars cameo or something. He already looks like an alien
     
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    Like he couldn't paint kittens in his trailer between scenes?

    You would think he would want to do it. If anyone unknown person goes on to be famous he can spend the next 10 years taking credit for it like he has done with Giamatti, Allison Janney and Eli Roth.
     
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    Who the fuck does Wiggy actually think would believe such major B.S.???

    All casting directors are looking for an emaciated, feminine, senior citizen, wig-wearing pelican with dentures and a lisp to star in their next summer blockbuster.
     
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    Isn't Sesame Street doing something with HBO? Maybe they offered him Big Bird
     
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