Howard TV Special Stern Vs. DePace .... 10,000 Dollar Bet.... longest drive wins

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Jul 16, 2013.

  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    In other words.... Scott D. is being laundered 10k for doing more work for Beth errh Howard.
     
  2. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    it'll never happen
     
  3. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Never...
     
  4. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    It is a great bet for Scott, Howard couldn't even close to 300 yards, never ever. He's 60 years old.
     
  5. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Howard can't drive 300 yards in a car.
     
  6. Martina

    Martina New Member

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    Wow, is this for real? This will boost Howard TV subscriptions from 3 to 7.
     
  7. nyr

    nyr New Member

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    I liked how Hoard was quick to mention the 10k bet that he obviously heard from the WUS. He'll pretend that it never happened. He'd rather have his wrinkled balls lathered than to have a hard dose of reality hit him in his beak.
     
  8. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    This will be another thing they discuss for show filler but have no intention of ever doing, just like Howard Con, the HSS broadway musical, and various other fake stunts. Complete bullshit.
     
  9. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    howard couldn't hit the ball 200 yards. if he honestly thinks he was hitting 300 yarders, he's a fucking imbecile. if he thinks he's playing a good prank, he's not, as no one believes him. and he's a fucking imbecile.
     
  10. the Artie Chair

    the Artie Chair New Member Banned User

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    I'm a confirmed 15 handicap (GAP Philadelphia GHIN). Howard, (any staffers lurking please get this to the Wig) I'll put up $10K against your $5k (or $50k against your $25k) that I can outdrive you right handed AND LEFT HANDED. Enough already with the FAKE youtube drive videos and fake longest drive contest(s) against people that work for you, i.e. sycophants.
     
  11. wigtropolis

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    "Golf is a stupid sport, everybody is jealous that i can go out and smash the ball my first time. Why would I bother wasting my time betting DePace on such a fucking stupid game."
     
  12. ShutupMoron

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    :lol:
     
  13. Pigsaw

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    Howard is an imbecile. What Howard can't seem to grasp is that Jimmy and his other "friends" are goofing on him.
    It's like when you try teach a five year old kid how to hit a ball. You put the ball on a tee and tell him to hit it. He swings wildly at it, barely hits it and it goes a couple of feet and you clap and say "Great Hit! That was a Home Run!" Because you know that the kid doesn't yet understand what a good hit really is. You just try to encourage him so he doesn't give up. Howard doesn't understand that's exactly what they were doing by saying his ball went three-hundred yards. Goofing on a sixty year old man that still can't hit a ball.
     
  14. Mr Vengeance

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    It's a set up- Howard will have Smithers hiding down the course to put a new ball past DePace's!