Howard Tweets: "Ur going to heaven" to a douche who bought a calendar

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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  2. Halloween

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    They have to be fucking with us at this point. I don't even...
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  3. zerokarma

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    And Howard is going to hell for creating and selling that abomination.
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    I think that's supposed to be a joke. I can't even tell anymore.
     
  5. 1Vegasgirl

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    Yeah, like Howard thinks there is a heaven. :rolleye:
     
  6. Mr Vengeance

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    Face it, there's always going to be Bobo and MFB types who seek the attention of stars, and they'll do anything they can to get so much as a simple twitter acknowledgement from Howard. Since Howie insulates himself from any kind of criticism, he just sees the losers who suck his dick, and convinces himself he's still relevant.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I thought Howard does not believe in heaven??? Anyway, Howard can sell a billion calendars and he still won't go to heaven. He has committed adultery and stolen, and i'm sure a few other commandments were broken along the way.

    Keep selling them calendars you fucking fraud.
     
  9. eliasbboy

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    "Perfect stocking stuffers = thousands of lives saved!"

    Genious.
     
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    The things Wiggy has to do just to keep Princess Prissy Pants happy. :facepalm:
     
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    His entire life, Howard has repeatedly broken the Golden Rule: treat others as you would have them treat you.

    Why is this not a commandment?

    Why is this not the only commandment? It sums up everything so eloquently.
     
  13. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Damn, Elias, those are goooooooood!
     
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    I'm hoping for a management position in hell. If buying a calendar will fuck that up then no thanks.
     
  15. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...thousands of lives saved and lots more dogshit in the neighborhood.
     
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    I almost bought a calendar. Then I came to my senses.

    I sort of wanted an autography.
     
  17. Gusbuss

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    I bought 3 of these last time around. Never even opened them but they had Howard and Horses autograph on the front. Wonder who he paid to sign them.
    Never again.
     
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