Howard waiting for parents to die before coming out, in accordance w/ jewish by-laws?

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  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    This may be more of a question for our jewish friends and board members, but is anyone aware of an unwritten law in jewish culture that demands you wait for your parents to die before you come out? Or would a Rabbi tell you that you are NEVER to come out, and to seek therapy instead?

    Because the more time that goes on with Wiggy denying his true self while demanding the cock size parameters of every male that sets foot in the studio, the more its seeming that Wiggy is still deeply afraid of his mother, and what she would think if he finally "freed" himself.


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  2. Rupert Pupkin

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    Do you think Ben and Ray know their granddaughter is gay? Nope because if they did Howard would have told the story of how great they are about it and how gays are God's gift to grandparents.
     
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    What makes you think Howard gives two shits about Jewish by laws?
     
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    Wiggy is saving it for a big "reveal" show. Remember when he revealed his nose job? Oh wingman powerbottom, you truly are the king of all delusional cat fuckers!
     
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    Is it me or do most jewish entertainers come across as gay?

    All that kvetching and over-the-top flirtation is very faggy.
     
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    I am unaware of any religion having "by-laws", especially a culture that loves the written word so much that they wrote down every other aspect of the religion, daily life, dietary rules, etc. why would they leave out just that area, especially as (unlike less advanced cultures) they do not advocate killing or ostracizing people for being gay?
     
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    Isn't George getting married soon?
     
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    only to people insecure of their own sexuality.
     
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    Maybe the fact that the fag goes to temple to pray his lawsuits succeed.

    Or the vocab comprised of haucer, bubameintz, meeshkite, fakhakta, meeshueugh, tahlmut, "pisch", etc.etc.
     
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    How many entertainers have appeared in women's dresses in public (maybe private too, we don't know) as Howard does? Very weird.
     
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    EmperorsNewCaps Member

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    I love when Artie said he always knew.

    "LISTEN ART, I had good friends who couldn't tell!"

    Sure you did, hooknose, friends with paychecks signed by H. Stem. The "I Saw You" lady called it in 2000.
     
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    the Wayan Bros are obviously jews!
     
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    HEY! DID YOU KNOW THAT ROCK HUDSON DIED OF BOTULISM?

    BAD MEAT IN THE CAN! HO-HO-HAAAH-HAR-HAR!!
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    "Oy Vey! My Son Is Gay!" :jj:
     
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    This other wig wearing Jew hasn't come out yet either.

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  17. HooHoo

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    "By-laws", as a figure of speech my good man. :grad: Literary device, if you will.

    I'm genuinely curious how jewish culture approaches this delicate matter.

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    :artiejj::lully::taffer:
     
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    More like Jewish BI - laws! Amirite?
     
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    There is no doubt that Wiggy is counting the days until his parents die. He will be shooting faggy rainbows out of his asshole at their funerals, but it has nothing to do with him being a Red Sea pedestrian.