Howard wants a regular haircut

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Feb 29, 2012.

  1. dawg

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    Dear Howard,

    Admit your bald and take off that ridiculous wig. You will gain much respect when you start being honest.


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    I'll second that dawg
     
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    Or just wear a cap. No one gives a fuck.
     
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    That jewy cocksucker can rot in hell for all I care.
     
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    :right:

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    I'm telling Karl!!
     
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    I'm telling Jon Stewart
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    He wanted a manly haircut. Maybe the store was closed before he could buy one.
     
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    Bravo
     
  11. HORSETOOTHED

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    I bet he really hates having to wear it... seems like such a pain in the ass. Plus its probably all itchy and stinky.
     
  12. BrerJimmy

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    When he starts his cancer ranch, he can donate his hair system to Locks of Love. Then he can finally buy that cowboy hat he seems to want so badly.
     
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    i have never seen a guy talk about other people's hair and if they are bald it's because he is.
     
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    can you imagine.....never feeling the cool touch of a summer breeze

    that wig must be hell in summer
     
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    Do you think he has a wig stand in his room? Like Captain Hook in 'Hook' ? A Mr. Smee to help handle his wig and removable plastic surgery features

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    i think the Hampton's house has a wig cave much like the bat cave
     
  17. MISERABLE66

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    John Travolta should hook him up with his guy.
     
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    At this point in his career Howard Stern should just do the right thing and go with the Wally George haircut. That's pretty much what he has become. Almost...
     
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    Wally George is brought up because Howard left his daughters?
     
  20. Big Biscuit

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    He made his bed, so now he's going to have to live with that ridiculous fucking look for the rest of his life. So much for the rock star fantasy.