Howard wants to beat a guy's ass.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Morrisb, Nov 25, 2013.

  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    Listen to Tyson interviews or anytime somebody who can bench more than 95lbs comes in.

    mf: Howard said he's not a good fighter. He said he has that feeling of wanting to beat someone's ass. :rolleye: Howard said he's never had that experience of beating someone up. He said it must feel pretty great. Mike said it's not healthy stuff. Howard said knowing you can handle yourself must make him feel masculine.



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  2. cia212

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    Howard wants to beat off on Ralph's ass? That I would believe.
     
  3. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    He's worked four hours a day, in the morning, for the last 20 years. If he really wanted to be able to beat somebody's ass, he could have easily joined a gym and learned a real martial art...not whatever bullshit karate he dabbled in.

    He's just a lazy, whiny fuck.
     
  4. Phillipmcd

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    Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said
     
  5. Lou Skunt

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    The only thing Howard wants to beat is is a beer can thick cock.
     
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    said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard

    i just changed everything. :grad:
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Op spelled "eat" wrong in the thread title.
     
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    You would think the knowledge that he can outrun anyone would be enough.
     
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    He means anally.
     
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    I'm not seeing it. :c
     
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    Excuse me. No disrespect intended but I'm pretty sure Howard mentioned that he is a Brown Belt in Shodicon Karate.
     
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    That just means that he can beat his wife to the safety of the car.
     
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    I'm famous, Robin. I can't be outside.
     
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    Well maybe if you post it again I can figure it out? :dontknow:
     
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  17. Lou Skunt

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    Well he is in danger of being blown away by the wind or slipping through the slots of a storm sewer. :giggle:
     
  18. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Howard doesn't have to be able to out-run his assailant. He only has to be able to out-run Ronnie.
     
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    His nose will stop him from falling all the way through.
     
  20. Lou Skunt

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