Howard wants to get a blow job more then anything

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  1. Handsome Fish

    Handsome Fish New Member

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    After listening to Jenny's interview it is very sad to hear how much he wants a BJ and Beth has convinced him they are not necessary. There are only two explications for this. Beth hates giving blowjobs. She gives horrible BJs. Either way it really shows how little she cares to please her man. i love getting head but if a girl i am with doesn't know what she is doing i feel comfortable enough to "help" her down the right path. my wife didn't start knowing everything i liked so i had to communicate that with her and since she loves me she wanted to do what i liked. This works great because then the woman will feel comfortable telling you what she likes. This equals great sex. It is very clear Howard and Beth don't feel comfortable talking about what they like thus when they fuck it is the same old shit. I've been married for 12 years and there are still new surprises she comes up with. Beth must be boring as AGT to fuck
     
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    who doesn't?
     
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    Does the dishes, take out the trash, do laundry and go for a walk.
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...this is simple. Jenny likes choking on cock and rolling with the fucking. Beth does not.
     
  5. IlluminatiJones

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    Try to keep your cock out of the mouth of a chick who's into you. You'd have a better chance of keeping samey magnets together.

    A chick who's into you absolutely needs your cock in her mouth.

    She is the worstly thinly-veiled conniving whore in the history of gold-digging Yoko-no-Fuckos.

    ALLEGEDLY
     
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    Howard should just pay Ralph to suck him off so he can get the relief his horse faced wife refuses give him.
     
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    Isn't that why Ralph is on the payroll ?
     
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    Even Ralph refuses to blow the old pelican. :facepalm: Howard is Ralph's bitch. Ralph and Yoko take turns wearing spiked heals and driving them deep into Howard's ass and then moon walk on his saggy nut sack. It must be delightful.
     
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    Beth doesn't give blow jobs,doesn't like foreplay,doesn't like kissing. She doesn't sound like sex period.
     
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    to get one, or to give one :dontknow:
     
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    At least he admits he likes them years ago he would say he doesn't care for bj's
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ..."beth comes really quick".
     
  13. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Beth wants a daddy, not a man.
     
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    and she goes even quicker

    :rs:
     
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    Wiggy does not want to give one.


    Wiggy needs to give one. :grad:
     
  16. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    Way back on regular radio he used to say often that "oral is very important to me". (SM 1986 Jokeland Inc.) He finally achieved anal (through what I thought was his wife) shortly before his divorce.

    This is just what I remember from the radio show.

    The Beefus has a famously HUGE mouth. It shouldn't be a big deal for her.
     
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    It's either the bj's or keep eating out his ass. She can't do both. :jj:
     
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    than.
     
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    this :lol:
     
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    Beth acts so childish and wonky I don't think I could get hard for the cunt. It would be like trying to get head from a retard.