Howard was never a Father, Howard was never a Husband

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    We all know his past.

    My question is this:

    Will have Howard have any regrets on his death bed?

    Thread inspired by "Howard doesn't understand how someone would die for their kids." thread.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    I don't think he has it in him to regret. I think he's just too far up his own ass.
     
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    DogStar69 VIP Extreme Gold

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    no because he is a soulless narcissist.
     
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    His only regret will be that all his marbles won't fit in his casket with him.
     
  5. Justin

    Justin New Member Banned User

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    Nah. The guy is too far up his own ass.

    He has a "model" wife, getting more and more into the celebrity circuit...that's how he validates himself as a human being.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    He'll regret getting with fake Beth and realizing he spent a lot of his time and money trying to make her a celebrity because he believed she was shy and never wanted to be famous and wanted to be the hero to her and break her out of her shell.
     
  7. BethSucks

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    This and the fact that there were people with more marbles than him.

    He to this day regrets that Alison got the settlement she did because it lowered his marble count for a couple of years, forget that she stood by him when he was starting out and raised his kids with no input from him.
     
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    That first NSAL calendar.
     
  9. dawg

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    Howard just doesn't seem to understand that he is going to die and his corpse is going to rot just like the rest of us. In time no one will remember him.

    How many kids do you know that know who Elvis is? Elvis was more famous than Howard.

    Sorry Howard, with all your efforts you will not be remembered by other generations :jj:

    [video=youtube;tH2w6Oxx0kQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ[/video]
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Boom.
     
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    I remember the countless calls he had with Allison proclaiming his love for her, it sounds just like when he proclaims it to the Horse....all fake
     
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    not if the bed is made of money
     
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    It's not about how many marbles or fame you can gather. It's about the love in your life, your kids, your grandkids. Howard will die a lonely old man. Beth will put him in a old folks home and he will be forgotten. You see Howard, You reap what you sow :hw:
     
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    Exactly, those radio shows of the 20's and 30's were the biggest entertainment thing going at that time, other than pop culture historians who the fuck knows anything about them now.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    that depends. Is his pillow stuffed with his money?
     
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    not so fast...his blow-up doll wife is so ditzy, I predict full-blown alzheimers by age 50...As soon as this happens, he'll dump her ass in a nursing home and start trolling for his next trophy victim...
     
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    "He's not a dad. He's very much a celebrity." - Dee Snider on Howard in Stepping Out Magazine.
     
  19. dawg

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    Money does not buy happiness. Money does not buy you one more minute of life when your time is up. People learn that the hard way :hw:

    Money makes life easier, it does not solve all problems :hw:
     
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    Regrets? Maybe the 300 millions marbels that could not pull from sirus lawsuit.