Howard was worried people would sell his birthday tickets online for cash

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Nov 18, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    In Howard's mind it's still 1996 when he had a big premiere for his movie.

    It was party of all parties.

    He doesnt get that he's lost it and people dont want to be there to see
    Wendy Pack or Gary the Slow Adult while Howard recites awful jokes written by Benjy and Elisa.
     
  2. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Let's keep it real. If I had a ticket...it would be on ebay faster than you could say fuck Howard.
     
  3. boomer1976

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    No one tells the emperor about his clothes. Its the number one rule
     
  4. Divorce Chicken

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  5. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I thought only five people want tickets to Howard events. MFB, BoBo, HPE, Jeff the Drunk and Ass Napkin Ed. That's pretty much Howard's entire fan base.
     
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    I'd pay top dollar for a party with John Stamos, Jimmy Kimmel AND Wendy the Retard .....
     
  7. DogStar69

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    He's delusional. Does he not know that he ruined his show and his brand so much that it's embarrassing to say you are a fan of his?
     
  8. JDDaBadAhz

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    I would rather have any amount of cash than to go to that bullshit.
     
  9. cah155

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    Amen to that.
     
  10. Lou Skunt

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    Exactly. I am sure MFB or BoBo would buy it to give to their family. :giggle:
     
  11. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    There are still a few nuts that will pay top dollar to see Howard's wig up close.
     
  12. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    I'd pay to see his teeth.

    I think. I might have nightmares.
     
  13. chapped

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    yea people are going to see that shit...

    for fuck sake a few idiots are still trying to sell the NSAL calenders
     
  14. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    Holy Shit. What a fucking moron. Seriously. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
     
  15. cheezedbyfate

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    ben and rae dont even want to be there
     
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    How convenient there's no HowardTV to tape this. I bet they will add in crowd sound effects to mask how many people aren't there.
     
  17. jokeland

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    I have a feeling it will be well attended as people not on A list invites for super bowl events look for something to do on that weekend.
     
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    Stern will have JD asking tourists on Times Square that day if they want to go to the party for free like Letterman does for his shows.
     
  19. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    I actually signed up to win tickets. I'll go if I win. why not? It might be fun just to be there. I'll take plenty of pictures and stuff if I win.
     
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    I bid zero thousand!