Howard watches porn and has never seen a pussy hood

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    That's cuz he watches cock porn
     
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    Howard is cockeyed
     
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    he's disgusted by female genitalia.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    He's not turned on by ppl with lady parts.
     
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    I talked about this in another thread. How can a grown man not understand how a clit looks and how to tongue one properly. He said he just messes around "down there" and hopes for the best. A real man knows what to do and how to do it and loves to get his woman off. Sorry to any lady shedders if I come off like a pig but that's just truth. Proof beef isn't in to fucking wiggy. She doesn't even communicate with him in bed and probably can't wait to vomit after he crawls on top of her if indeed they even fuck. Bet he knows Ralph's sweet spots.
     
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    He is as stunted as his dimwit wife. They belong together.

    He googles everything else, why doesn't he google that instead of making himself look stupid?
     
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    He is completely out of practice. That cunt the pussy whipped fucking douche bag married would never agree that he can stick his buzzard beak down below. Combine that with the fact he beats off to gay porn and it all makes sense.
     
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    check the oil
    ring the doorbell
     
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    In order to properly eat pussy and get a woman off, it requires not only a little effort and basic understanding of how a pussy is built, but also a willingness and desire to complete the task*. Howard is entirely too selfish and self-centered to put forth the effort required to make any partner come.

    *Of course, it also requires that you actually like pussy, so that would rule out Stern.