Howard wears a shirt at the pool because he is too fat

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  1. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Talk about a guy with some serious body image issues. He claims that he went to the pool at the hotel in LA and wore his shirt the entire time because he didn't want people to see he was fat and his man boobs. The guy has something like 1% body fat at this point. Classic signs of anorexia.

    This is the first show I have listened to for more than 5 minutes at a time in like six months. I should listen more. It is far too unintentionally funny than I remember.
     
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    :facepalm:

    That shrink is just fleecing this rube - and has been for decades.
     
  3. Petal

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    This. He has a weird case of body dismorphic disorder at times.

    He's the anorexic girl who's dying of starvation, but thinks she's fat.


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  4. RonHeinzkaboot

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    Well I bet his body is thin but not 0% body fat. I bet he actually has a lot of fatty problem areas because he does NOT actually lift weights or have muscle mass
    Plus I bet he lost a lot of weight thru Lipo suction which causes fat to accumulate in weird places. Add on to that Beef constantly has her tight bodied rich gay twink friends and personal trainers at her primary residence pool and beach at LI,
    Princess Gunk can't help but feel inferior, and he can't cope with not being the the top of the heap anymore.
    He copes by starving himself, taking more classes where experts give him fake praise and berating baba booey
     
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  5. Halloween

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    Being on his 60s doesn't help, plus Ralph's sage weight loss advice of "skipping a few meals and drinking a couple cups of coffee" is a sure fire way to becoming 'skinny-fat.'
     
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    Howard has a very awkward figure and physique.

    He has wide hips and sort of a very thin chest and shoulders but somewhat portly around the gunt/thigh area. Then his skin is loosening up, so he has a turkey neck and sagging face and weird flabs of skin hanging drooping off his lats.

    I can see that he looks at this and says "OMG, I am so fat". But he's not fat... he is just an old guy with loose skin over an already weird body shape. The only solution is for him to add muscle to increase his size, which will help stretch out his skin a little and fill out the overly skinny areas.

    Anyone can build muscle - not everyone is a natural, but everyone can make progress. But Howard knows nothing about diet and exercise so he gets no results. He eats like a rabbit and does cardio only, AFAIK.
     
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    He wears a wig because he's too bald.
     
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    The sitting by the pool thing is sad, here are two people with magnificent private ocean front pools and I imagine his building has a very nice indoor pool as well. So what do they do in LA, sit by the communal pool at their hotel. Only one reason for doing that, the desperate hope that some paparazzi assigned to the d-list spots them.
     
  9. RonHeinzkaboot

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    Well to be fair it's like Vegas
    There are a lot of beautiful people at the pools he's at.
    But you're right the shirt is prolly more about not getting photographed in a flabby tittie shot
     
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    One of my favorite slams on Howard that Jackie made was when they were discussing one of the parties, swimming out to the jetty, etc. Howard was bagging on it all, Jackie's beer belly, etc. and J. Marflow said:

    "You stand there scowling and when you take off your shirt you look like the letter S" :jj: @stuttering john melendez

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    He's an elderly man. They all look bad at the pool and no one cares. We just hope they don't have an accident in the pool.
     
  12. Honkey Donkey

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    He's a fruit . Fat guys don't even wear shirts to the pool . He is just an insecure pussy . He should just wear a woman's one piece .
     
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    Did he have his scarf on. Howard dump the rug and go with the little stevie look.
     
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    Let it shine
     
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    Can the wig man even go under water ? That's what I want to know ?
     
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    His shrink should have his medical license taken away. How can any medical professional justify seeing someone 2-3 weeks for years? I don't even think serial killers see a shrink that much.
     
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    If I ever saw that skinny-fat Wig at a pool, you bet that the minute he turns away I would steal his towel and shirt at the speed of light. His resulting panicky squirm and Ben Sternesque roars of "BETH...BETH...WH-WH-WHAT DID YA DO WITH MY COVER-UPS???!!?" would provide me with smiles to the grave.