Stern Show Howard went to a handwriting teacher?

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  1. JerseySlim

    JerseySlim Well-Known Member

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    Listening to one of the old shows yesterday and Howard mentioned that he wasn't happy with his penmanship to he decided to do something about it and went to a handwriting teacher. Has there ever been a bigger jerkoff that has walked the face of the earth? Can you imagine the ridicule he would get if he was just an everyday guy and not "Howard Stern?"
     
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    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member

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    Everyday guys don't get a grilling teacher either.

    Howard isn't an everyday guy. He is a rich celebrity and they do odd things because they can.
     
  3. Joe

    Joe Active Member

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    The handwriting lesson was probably one of those very important meetings he's always attending. It was likely scheduled right after a meeting with the guy who told him to make a to-do list.
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Wig writes lovely notes to all the stars he's friends with. Of course they are framing his letters and artwork.
    His penmanship counts. :lookatme:



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    Yup, handwriting lessons.
     
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    joe361 Well-Known Member

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    What about comedy school?
     
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    Stern didn't go see the teacher, the teacher came to him.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Chriza needs a grilling teacher, have you seen that fuckers steaks?

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    Don't you all have a service for this?
     
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    I would go to one if I had the cash to piss away

    my handwriting is terrible
     
  11. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Howard is a Capricorn--likes to master things.

    (I am a Capricorn and I got a kids' white board on which to practice my penmanship :giggle:)
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Yeah when you're that rich and have a lot of time on your hands, you do stuff like penmanship classes. :snicker:
     
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    What a shithead
     
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    I hear next he's taking up flower arrangement, then needlepoint.
     
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    I think it's more a result of the helicopter parenting he received (hey, he was ahead of his time on something!) from his mother -- no wonder he's afraid of his own skeletal shadow.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I wrote them a note, Robin.
     
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