Howard Went To A Movie Theater On Long Island To See Superman

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    There is a theater in Southampton where it's playing but I can't see him going there and sitting with people eating multiple portions of buttered popcorn and drinking tubs of "poison" so big they would make Bloomberg cry. What if some commoner sat near him as he sits dressed in multiple layers of Varvatos cow skin to ward off the cold.

    http://www.fandango.com/uasouthampton4theatres_aabkh/theaterpage

    I'd guess it's more likely that some fat cat Hamptonite showed it in a private media room at a private residence that had the AC on high.
     
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    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm not seeing this movie partially because Howard recommends it...
    .. And partially because it's a fucking remake... How can one of the hottest movies of the summer be a ficking remake?
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Didn't he say the Katy (I assume billys ex) invited them to the show. Seems like it would be at someones house. I wonder how many insulating things he did at that house.
     
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    Although he said he did watch previews which seems to indicate a public viewing. Remember he complained the previews stalled the start time.
     
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    Just wait to download it. I can't be bothered anymore to go to these shitty theaters and have some assholes who can't shut up ruin it for me. Netflix/iTunes FTW.
     
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    Here's the MarksFriggin rundown, the whining about previews makes it seem like he's trying to act like he's at a public theater. Anybody know if screeners have previews?

    Man Of Steel Movie Discussions. 06/17/13. 6:10am
    Howard said he stayed up late last night to watch True Blood so he's tired. Robin said she saw Superman over the weekend. She said it was really good. Howard said it's called Man of Steel and he went to see it in a theater. He said he liked it too. Robin said she thought it was really good. Howard said he knows that the guy playing Superman is good looking. He said that Beth and her friend liked her. He said the part of Lois Lane was written horribly. He said that it wasn't Amy Adams fault that her character wasn't very good.

    Howard said he's tired of this same story being told over and over again. He said all of the romance was taken out of the story between Lois and Superman.
    Howard said he hates going to the movie theaters. He said he went to a theater in Long Island and it was so cold they were all shivering. He said he could feel his body shaking. He said forget that. They say the movie is going to go on at 4:15. He said you can forget that. He said he got there at 4. Howard said he watched the previews and the movie didn't start until 4:45. He said that you don't say a movie starts at 4:15 and then start it 30 minutes later. Howard said they ran the Lone Ranger preview twice. He said he's not sure what the hell is going on with that movie. He said Johnny Depp is playing Tonto and that make up is just as bad as blackface. Howard said he'll go see that movie though. He said he loves the Lone Ranger.
     
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    You ninja'd me!!!!!
     
  9. Herc

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    I'm pretty sure Screeners don't have previews. He probably saw previews for Movies on TV and worked it into his "Man Of The People" fabricated story . . .
     
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    hes a lying asshole
    was just putting on a show to lead us off the trail
     
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    I find it hard to believe that he would go somewhere in public with the common folk but it appears he did.
     
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    well duh. like they'd cast an ugly guy?
     
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    Just like the time he and the staffers drove from his house to a bowling alley, and definitely didn't use the one in his house.
     
  14. Herc

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    Howard hasn't sit with regular people in a public theater since the early 90's . . .
     
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    And coming attractions are NOT over half an hour. Lying prick!
     
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    i think he went to a regular movie theater with beth and the other golddigger katie lee and mentioned it was a 4:30 show. the truth is howard isn't what he used to be....most people don't give a damn about him so there's little risk to going and getting swamped by fans (there just aren't that many left).
     
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    Is he beer can thick?
     
  18. MutteringJohn

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    He could have bought out the theater for one showing. Chump change, 1500 seats at 10 dollars a seat, $15,000.
     
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    He was there and he sat in front of me and i said can the pelican please move so i can see the fucking movie.
     
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    Bingo. No way he want to a public theater.