Howard went to the dermatologist because his peen was irritated...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Sep 11, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    This guy is always running to the doctor for every little thing.
    Dr. Sarno cured his OCD my ass! What a pussy!
     
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    LaReineBlanche Well-Known Member

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    Beth gave him chlamydia.
     
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    bullshit. he aint having sex with her. that's the fake story.
     
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    IMAGINE the sight of him picking his little birdie around and this doctor's thoughts as he was looking around that faggots birds nest..........

    fucking sissy boy......

    fucking jaggoff
     
  5. BethSucks

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    Wouldn't be surprised if it was a self-inflicted rash, that way Howard could get a guy to touch his cock for just the price of a co-pay.
     
  6. Kamie

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    I'll bet he was concerned he had an STD and suspected Beth of cheating.
     
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    i'll never be as rich as Howard, but i wonder...

    If you were as rich as he, would you be embarrassed asking "does my insurance cover that?" or handing over a $20 bill as a co-pay?

    Even when i had insurance, i rarely used participating doctors, always paid in full, and got reimbursed.
     
  8. MissKitty

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    Probably has diaper rash from hs skinny jeans!
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :backlol: YES!
     
  10. fletchman71

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    Howard was diagnosed with Varvatositis. It is a rare rash that is also known as Doucheitosis and many flare ups occur in the Hamptons and the Upper East Side of Manhattan.
     
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    He should just have Gary book John Travolta...
     
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    This. Howard is neurotic and has to know what usually goes on when gold diggers marry and old guy. Factor in that Beth is always out on the town with Katie Lee Joel, as well as the fact she was likely with numerous more men pre Howard than his ex wife, and you wind up with a 58 yr old wearing condoms.

    He never wore a condom with his Alison when she was in her 30s, even after pumping out 3 kids, so claiming that he wears one with Beth for only that reason is horse shit
     
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    He always adds that he wears them to "slow him down" because "Beth is so hot--have you seen her? If I don't wear one, I'll finish in 5 seconds"

    Kind of a slap at Allison, no? Didn't need to wear them with her....
     
  14. PI Nate

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    "dont look at me, I glove up."

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    If it's not just another lie then I feel bad for the poor Dr who had to have that dirty wig wearing scarecrow walk in and pull down his tight girly pants to expose his tiny greasy penis to be examined.
    How likely is it that Mr paranoia actually did all that? I didn't hear the show but already I don't believe this happened.
    Also don't believe he see's a shrink 3 or more or less days a week. Or much of anything he says.
     
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    One word...........Valtrex.
     
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    I hope that Dermatologist has a powerful magnifying glass.
     
  18. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Huh. You'd think with his OCD and germphobia he'd be more dilligent about wiping all of Ralph's shit off of his dick. :shit:
     
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    I always placed those comments in the "Beth is an angel" file along with Howard's other embellishments
     
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    his cock touched ralph's berry