Howard: "When i was your age i jerked off into tissues. Now i use em to stop my pee"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jan 6, 2014.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Im sure Jackson and his frat brothers were real comfortable hearing that.

    Hope they dont get back to school and beat the shit out of Jackson for subjecting them to the wig's "humor".
     
  2. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    [video=youtube;vJlXNFS--LE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJlXNFS--LE[/video]
     
  3. blarbloo

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    Interesting.
     
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    "Depends" must have stopped paying Howard to say he uses their products if he's gone back to the toilet paper story again.
     
  5. PappYawn

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    Jackson should take it in stride. Howard's tissues have given the Dell'Abate's a very good life.
     
  7. illini fan

    illini fan New Member VIP

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    What a fucking douchebag...he probably said the same thing to the kid that jumped on his lap because they knew he was the judge from AGT....
     
  8. Morrisb

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    Yep. Nothing creepy about that. :coffee:
     
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    i do wonder if his sons know about him driving over to howard's house to pick up his cum rags.
     
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    I'll bite............why was Howard talking to Gary's son(s) on the radio today?
     
  12. chuk

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    He was trying to bang them. Duh.
     
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    interesting that Jackson said he never really listened to the show...
     
  14. Gromit

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    Oh, for fucks sake!
     
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    If he lives on campus, he might not have a car. And if you don't have a car, you basically don't listen to sirius unless you were one of the few Stern die-hards who purchased one of those crappy portable radios. Kids have waaaaaay too many better options for music.
     
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    What a creepy, disgusting old man.
     
  17. blarbloo

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    Or like an app you could install on any smart phone worth a damn on the market, but hey good point man.
     
  18. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    So was Keith Richards suppose to live to be 200 yrs old? :snicker:
     
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    Jackson didn't even bother to read his dad's book.
     
  20. GloriaGrace

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    I still think that Wiggy left some condom wrappers laying around. The tissue story is/was a red herring.