"Howard, where's Laura? The frig is empty"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Apr 12, 2012.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Howard, the cat box isn't cleaned, where's Laura?"
    "Howard, the wash isn't done, where's Laura?"
    "Howard, the lube isn't on the nightstand, where's Laura?"
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Think of Laura, laugh don't cry
     
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    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    :rofl:
     
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    JohnnyDollar Racist Banned User

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    :clap: rep you when i can!!
     
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  7. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    The only thing Beth ever cooked...Engagement chicken.
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    I remember she used to cook Turkey chilli. Howard said that he loved it & she would make it all the time for him. But that was a long time ago.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    And that marshmallow mess on Rachel Ray.
     
  10. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    I guess seagulls aren't worth eating. :facepalm:


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    Fixed
     
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    You know that she'd want it that way....
     
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    Laura should be the one that writes the tell all. Imagine the shit that she knows...
     
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    hell, that bitch ain't cooked a dam thing since before her escorting days......please! I bet she burns water.....
     
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    Who the fuck is Laura?
     
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    "Howard, my herpes medicine has run out, where's Laura?"
     
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    oh the secrets laura knows
     
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    Right?...Write.
     
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    Laura is probably more beaten down than that poor NSAL intern Beth had fired. Or killed. From the Fox and Friends segment?

    Has anyone seen her lately?
     
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    Howard, they're doing it again. Where's Laura?