Howard will resign..MAMA Monkey slipped

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  1. Howards Slow Toilet

    Howards Slow Toilet Well-Known Member

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    Yesterday's show Howard was talking about how The Dixie Chicks wanted a flat Ronnie to put on stage to tour with...
    MAMA Monkey comes on and says that they are getting a flat Ronnie made and that they have plenty of time because the Dixie Clits are not touring till next year.. Why would they even do the bit if the show was off of the air??
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Who??????????
     
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    Good theory
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Re-sign vs. Resign.
    Your thread title is the opposite of what you intended.
     
  7. The Jackie chair

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    Resign!!!!! :yes:


    I think that the word does not mean what you think it means.
     
  8. Mike in Houston

    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery. VIP

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    Whalecock
     
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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Beer can thick...
     
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    He'll never retire. He's got more teeth to suck.
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Like AGT..........He was FIRED......
     
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    The golden parachute AGT is gone of course he's coming back
     
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    I do like the thought of Howchie's resignation better than some stupid shit he's doing with the Dixie Chicks.
     
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    :umm: :doh:


    :cwl:
     
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    What?
     
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    All this proves is Gary is stupid. Which we already knew.
     
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    They can still do the bit, but it won't be on Sirius XM. The tough part for Howie is trying to drag all the people that are now subscribed to XM to either pay for him on another service or drop XM for Howie. He only brought over a fraction of his hard core fans when he left KRock.
     
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    I don't think Booey confirmed anything. Howard is going to do a show in some form since he is under contract with WhaleRock. Doesn't mean that he is staying with Sirius.

    I still think that him staying is a done deal though. I cannot see Howard leaving Sirius without some kind of huge fanfare. Just look back to the big deal he made of leaving KRock.