Howard will separate this year.

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  1. Mutt Sucks

    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    Writing on the wall.
     
  2. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Ralph has been pressuring Howard to leave Beth, gave him an ultimatum in fact: he's tired of waiting and wants a commitment- Ralph wants a husband and possibly to adopt some litttle rugrats.
     
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    Because we'll all laugh he'll hold on. After all the marriage is probably one of convenience.
     
  4. NotMyBro

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    There's no question about that. The real question is whether Howard will come out of the closet finally.

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    He should come out of the closet already. Homosexuality is now more accepted than ever in the history. He should live out the last years of his life as a free man without a beard.
     
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    If they had seperate rooms on vacation, It doesn't look good.
     
  6. Divorce Chicken

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    The heart wants what the heart wants...
     
  7. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    Well,,,they basically do live separate lives don't they??? She does HER THING....he's at home with the Cats watching Babysitter Porn :facepalm:.

    It's a great marriage isn't it?
    And he's a tad toooooo defensive ....."I LOVE my Wife" and "I LOVE being married"....right.
    Does She??
    Howard trys so hard to let Beth have her own "life"...maybe she's doing that without HIM!

    I kinda agree with the posts that Howard needs to "come out of the closet"....or at least admit he's Bi ??
    Some of the questions he asks guests....he self projects his own curiosity about Gay Sex....it's really disturbing...I think he just needs to experience anal sex with Ralph and get it over with :facepalm:

    peace & love
     
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    When's the last time Beff was on the show or called in? Allison was always a good sport because she knew where the ching was coming from.
     
  9. Missypooh RN

    Missypooh RN Well-Known Member

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    I missed that - DID they??
     
  10. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    I think Beth is extremely inconvenienced by Howard's presence, as Howard is by Beth's absence.

    I'm sure she thinks they see too much of each other. :D
     
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    it always annoys me when howard says that he doesn't want to ruin his relationship with beth.....too bad he didn't feel that way with alison, who really deserved the respect he gives beth.
     
  12. David999

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    We are missing the fact that the only reason Stern's relationship with Beth works is because they do not spend that much time together:dontknow:
     
  13. Mutt Sucks

    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    Beth looking to grab a younger guy after cashing in with Wiggy.
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Beth and Howard go to bed together at 8pm.
    Beth and Howard wake up every morning at 4am.
    Beth and Howard eat every meal together.
    Beth and Howard walk on the beach together.
    Beth and Howard watch tv together.
    Beth and Howard
     
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    when did he say they stayed in separate rooms? sounds like the perfect marriage
     
  16. IlluminatiJones

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    possibly, but any younger guy she'd be interested in could get much better than her. she'd have to "pay to play"....................the irony of which would be so massive it might even reach her pea-brain

    in some ways i think they're retarded-perfect for each other, and i think they just might be stuck with each other......................................until Howard comes out of the closet, anyway.

    who would come swooping down into that unholy nightmare and "rescue" the one from the other?!?

    :uscratch:

    Howard is just not into sex with women enough at all to bother with upgrading trophies. and he's much too into stuffing marbles up his ass to part with the cash necessary to make the upgrade, anyway.

    and don't discount the happiness he gets from the misery she provides.

    Beth is damaged goods in every sense of the word, and it shows. She's destroying her face at an alarming rate. She can't stop flailing about. She can't complete a sentence.

    and i'm sure Howard had to buy up a few pics, and maybe even videos, from Beth's past. if she even thinks about leaving the world might get a peek at those things.

    :surprised:

    it's hard to imagine someone with Howard not being held captive/blackmailed in some way.
     
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    They are separated already....... but there is a good chance Howard doesn't realize it yet.
     
  18. fletchman71

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    Have you ever had anal sex BenBas? Did you enjoy it?
     
  19. DogStar69

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    I"m sure Beth has had more than enough and is done with that neurotic annoying unfunny Jew, plus her eggs are drying up and she wants a kid.
     
  20. Beer Chugger

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    I would have agreed with your post if you had 3 facepalm smileys, but since you only had two, I question to veracity of your post.

    Actually, did not read.