Howard won't allow Beth to use his toliet

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  1. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    Did anyone catch that earlier? Howard was talking about his expensive toliet in his house and he said Beth wanted to try it out and he said no. Does this seem crazy to anyone else? I understand he is scared of germs but this is your own wife. You won't allow her to sit on your precious toliet.

    I know Chimneyville must have 20 bathrooms but seriously. Does he lock the door when he goes to work so she can't go in there?
     
  2. Peau de Soie

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    For real?
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...he's trying to be like howie mandel. Howie had some work done at his house, one of the workers used his toilet and howie had it replace immediately. Howard is just trying to be germ phobic as much as howie
     
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    His big fat maid uses it when hes not there. Shes shits rice and beans all over the seat.
     
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    She doesn't shit and they both pee sitting down, so what's Wiggy's problem?
     
  6. illini fan

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    Seriously, I think deep down he's disgusted with himself and his habits...As such, he doesn't want anyone including his fuck puppet to have anything in common with these habits...
     
  7. j shmuck

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    Not surprised.

    This is a man who wears condoms with his wife
     
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    There is probably a weight clause in their prenup. So Beth probably doesn't eat enough to shit more than once a week anyway.
     
  10. Morrisb

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    Maybe he needs to put up a sign:

    LEAVE TOILET ALONE. IT'S WHERE I GET SHOW IDEAS. :jj:
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...to be fair to the species, women like their own space especially a bathroom if they can get it. so stay out of the mans shithole bitch, use your own facilities youve made your mark, left your scent on enough things already. i would be doing anything to shake beth off of me at this point, shes clearly in this marriage for herself and shes an embarrassment.
     
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    i wish no one else would use my toilet
     
  14. EndOfLine

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    Yep, they probably all lay bowl-winders, then sit around and laugh behind his back about it.
     
  15. illini fan

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    :lol:

    god if only this were true....
     
  16. Beths Arab

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    How great would it be if she forgot to flush and Wiggy came home to a massive corny lincoln log in his personal crapper? :c
     
  17. Kool

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    All those years of therapy and he's still a nut job