Howard wrong again, David Bowie is not morbidly obese

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  1. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    Howard has been saying for several years that the reason we never see David Bowie is becuase he has become a giant fatty and is in hiding. Here is David Bowie walking around London the other day.

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  2. AGT Blows

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    He could lose 20lbs:c
     
  3. Herc

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    Unless you look like a Cancer patient your too fat for old Howie . . .
     
  4. Peau de Soie

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    Hey, things change.

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    Howie was speculating
     
  6. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Howie thought Twiggy was too fat. Douchebag!
     
  7. Pigsaw

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    Howard read it in one of the gossip rags! :coffee:

    So it must be true!:)
     
  8. TehLivingDeath

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    That's probably who shit-for-brains was thinking of when he said "David Bowie".
     
  9. Kobrakai NYC 3

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    compare Bowie to the shot of Howard getting his nails did.....ooooo fa! :iohi5:
     
  10. Rob0729

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    That theory has been debunked long ago. He isn't the anoxerically thin Ziggy Stardust anymore, but Bowie is definitely not fat. Bowie unlike many of his cohorts has just decided to retire and not use retirement to sell tickets to his "final tour" or album.
     
  11. Peau de Soie

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    You may be right; I never do recall seeing Bowie anything more than "puffy".
     
  12. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Boy George, David Bowie...Howard gets them confused. After all, England is smaller than Philadelphia in his world.
     
  13. TehLivingDeath

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    Was that when he played Tesla in "The Prestige"?
     
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    Go figure, a bona fide rock start can pull off the look howie has been striving for for years. I think howie is jealous....I also think bowie has forgotten more women that he's nailed than howie ever will
     
  15. Pigsaw

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    Bowie is 65. He looks in good shape.

    Howard is 58 and looks like a woman of 90.
     
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    no scarf? bowie is sooo out of touch with the times.
     
  17. Morrisb

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    Bowie faked being gay for attention. Howard...:jj:
     
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    wow howard making shit up again..what a shocker :coffee:
     
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    David Bowie...a truly innovative artist and talent who will be remembered fondly long after he's dead.

    He's everything Howie isn't.
     
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    Now that's how the husband of a true supermodel dresses! Hint to Howard and the amaaazing "model": stars never just "throw things on", everything is tailored, even when they're supposedly being "casual" or "dressing-down".